Crab Lungs

Superb, absolutely brilliant! I loved the Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambert bit from yesterday!!!

Brighton fans said the team "weren't up" for the home game versus us, yet their players and manager openly say different... who do you believe?

In true Deppo comedic style, please allow me to retort childishly. *points finger* "They started it!"

Delusional, irrational, bitter, arrogant and generally quite stupid - words that are or soon will become synonymous with Brighton fans.

I normally like intelligent dialogue with fans from other clubs but I've been exhausted with Brighton and their fans.

Lmao, awesome list! Shame about the Le Tissier bit though

bitter pr1ck, just like the BHA fans.

I reckon they're about ready for the harbourdrone potty stadium. 17,000 last night, probably 3,000 odd Norwich. Massive.

"Lampitt keen to end 'critical' Portsmouth takeover saga" The title of the article sounds like he's talking about this thread.

Cortese is one cool dude.

Oh wow!* *prepares to be disappointed with the news that Simply Red are the SMS concert of choice this summer

He was there! far right, unless I am mistaken? Still trying to spot Guly though

What are the chances of me getting a link to that? Prettiest of pleases...

OK here goes again.... Crab Lungs Cravings... (scouted and shortlisted over seasons of watching football!). Notice a lack of Brighton players... and that wasn't deliberate. emboldened = want! normal = satisfied and would possibly, maybe be interested in joining? italic = unlikely signing anyway (either overly-optimistic, wages too high or probably deemed not good enough for NPC) Goalkeepers Richard Lee, Brentford Boaz Myhill, WBA Tom Heaton, Cardiff Keiren W******d, Coventry Daryl Flahavan, Portsmouth Andy Lonergan, Preston Richard Wright, Sheff Utd Alex Smithies, Huddersfield Defenders Frank Simek, Carlisle Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough Matt Kilgallon, Sunderland Jack Hobbs, Leicester Sean St.Ledger, Preston Matt Connolly, QPR Cliff Byrne, S****horpe Graeme Lee, Notts County Marcel Seip, Plymouth Craig Dawson, WBA Scott Cuthbert, Swindon Midfielders John Bostock, Tottenham Michael Tonge, Stoke Tom Soares, Stoke James Dunne, Exeter Lee Johnson, Bristol City Brian Stock, Doncaster Brian Howard, Reading Andrew Surman, Norwich John Eustace, Watford Marvin Elliott, Bristol City Owen Garvan, Crystal Palace Radowslaw Majewski, Nottm Forest Adam Barton, Preston Akos Buzsaky, QPR Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Jack Cork, Burnley John-Joe O'Toole, Colchester Charlie Lee, Peterborough Peter Leven, MK Dons Jonathan Douglas, Swindon David Prutton, Swindon Emanuel Ledesma, Walsall Jonathan Greening, Fulham Wingers Chris Brunt, WBA Graeme Dorrans, WBA Danny Rose, Tottenham Gary Roberts, Huddersfield Darren Ambrose, Crystal Palace Ross Wallace, Burnley Chris Eagles, Burnley Daniel de Ridder, Wigan George Boyd, Peterborough Ivan Sproule, Bristol City David Martin, Derby County Lee Martin, Ipswich Hameur Bouazza, Arles Lewis McGugan, Nottm Forest Keith Treacy, Preston Michail Antonio, Reading Mark Yeates, Sheff Utd Michael Kightly, Wolves Jeff Hughes, Bristol Rovers Matt Robson, Carlisle Jimmy Smith, Leyton Orient Daniel Powell, MK Dons Michael McIndoe, Coventry Simon Whaley, free Chris Taylor, Oldham Dale Jennings, Tranmere Marc Pugh, Bournemouth David Vaughan, Blackpool Strikers Jon Parkin, Cardiff Ishmael Miller, WBA Marlon Harewood, Blackpool Nicky Maynard, Bristol City David Somma, Leeds Steve Howard, Leicester Chris Brown, Preston Darius Henderson, Sheff Utd Alan Lee, Huddersfield Ben Burgess, Notts County Sam Baldock, MK Dons Rory Fallon, Plymouth Adam Le Fondre, Rotherham Matt Derbyshire, Birmingham Jason Roberts, Blackburn James Beattie, Rangers Simon Cox, WBA Loans Alberto Bueno Henri Lansbury Dean Parrett Steve Caulker Emmanuel Frimpong Jordon Mutch Keith Andrews Daniel Pachecho Raheem Stirling

OK guys, lift off the shackles and fill your boots.. I'd love to hear some more opinions on this!

So rabid. Can't wait to revenge them...

And Clotterill wonders why they get so many red cards? F()*king hell, they're right dirty b4stards...

Adkins is a 0/10 manager, Poyet is 10/10. Gus would have got Saints promoted by Xmas, according to them. Anyway, they're morons so I'm off to watch the Canaries stuff the Skates and enjoy two promotion parties in a day! Glory hunter

Whatever Brighton say, it doesn't matter. Our objective was automatic and we've achieved it. Yes, it'll have been nice to have been us but I am in the main delighted we've pretty much assured automatic promotion. That's what we needed ultimately, and that's what we've achieved.

Huddersfield fans are class and sporting like their manager. Brighton's fans and manager on the other hand...

Eagerly anticipating this one! Come on you canaries!

Don't tell that to anyone on their eight-page mega thread of bitterness on us....

Do I have to dig out "Crab Lungs Cravings" again?

As I said on DATM: "Christ on a bike, what a battle! I'm delighted today (though it isn't "confirmed" as of yet) but do feel a slight tinge of sadness for you guys. I mean, 24 games unbeaten and still it isn't enough? It's crazy and any of the next 100 seasons it'll probably more than enough, but just not this one. As I mentioned on a previous thread, I've had the misfortune of interacting with a sizeable gaggle of Brighton fans who have been nothing but arrogant, smug and spiteful about Southampton (and ironically, something they've accused us of), despite receiving the best wishes of many Saints fans... Therefore, I'm pretty damn gutted it's not you and us really. Irrespective, the playoffs. It's hard to know what kind of impact it will have on your squad but you only have to look at your unbeaten run to see that you've got the mettle to see this through. Best of luck to you, Hudders, I'll be rooting for you from here on in." Nice to know that Brighton have another 8 page thread of bitterness on us!

Totally agree.