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Ummm, not me! I didn't see it. What I do know is that town is, in general, populated by knuckle druggers, pretentious ****wits and perma tanned wag wannabes being the billy big b0ll0cks whilst absorbing **** music. Christ, I sound old.

This, and the fact that most girls in town are gutter goblin, wag wannabees with massive ego's themselves. Not excusing Forecast (if it is indeed confirmed what he did) but if you've ever been in 90 degrees and seen the amount of pretentious ****wits in there, it is somewhat unsurprising that there is trouble with all those delusions of grandeur and ego's delicately crashing against each other in there.

Go to somewhere like http://www.imageshackus.com, click upload, find the picture and away you go!

I've always found pitch invasions absolutely pointless. You run on, cheer for a little bit and then walk around aimlessly. What exactly is the point of that?

Spot on.

That's brilliant! I can just see it! Player One: Mindgames, 95 (Adkins) Player Two: Mindgames, 0 (Poyet) Player Two:

This should be a top trumps-style game!

Hang on... it's not Gus Poyet?

Considering the utter gutter gremlins that walk around town now, I don't think anyone really has any reason to be jealous. FWIW, you'd get more sense from a blowup doll than any wag from 90 degrees.

I see the first prototype of Portsmouth's eagerly anticipated and ambitious plans for the redevelopment of Fratton Park got a trial run in Poland the other day http://www.footballspotter.com/worst-football/

Bart's definitely got to play; he's been the most excited substitute I've ever seen in recent weeks!

If he continues his upward trajectory, there is no doubt he will eventually manager Liverpool, I'm sure. However, and make no mistake, I think he's a decent, honest, hardworking professional who is together as one with this football club, striving towards the same goal and will continue to do so for us for the considerable future

The funniest thing about those rumours are that even if they were true, we'd still be in an infinitely better position than them !!!

Disgusting, really. So they'd do anything for money once again - just like previous years? No morals, no ethics... why oh why is that cesspit still going?

Superb, absolutely brilliant! I loved the Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambert bit from yesterday!!!

Brighton fans said the team "weren't up" for the home game versus us, yet their players and manager openly say different... who do you believe?

In true Deppo comedic style, please allow me to retort childishly. *points finger* "They started it!"

Delusional, irrational, bitter, arrogant and generally quite stupid - words that are or soon will become synonymous with Brighton fans.

I normally like intelligent dialogue with fans from other clubs but I've been exhausted with Brighton and their fans.

Lmao, awesome list! Shame about the Le Tissier bit though

bitter pr1ck, just like the BHA fans.

I reckon they're about ready for the harbourdrone potty stadium. 17,000 last night, probably 3,000 odd Norwich. Massive.

"Lampitt keen to end 'critical' Portsmouth takeover saga" The title of the article sounds like he's talking about this thread.

Cortese is one cool dude.

Oh wow!* *prepares to be disappointed with the news that Simply Red are the SMS concert of choice this summer