Crab Lungs

Spot on.

That's brilliant! I can just see it! Player One: Mindgames, 95 (Adkins) Player Two: Mindgames, 0 (Poyet) Player Two:

This should be a top trumps-style game!

Hang on... it's not Gus Poyet?

Considering the utter gutter gremlins that walk around town now, I don't think anyone really has any reason to be jealous. FWIW, you'd get more sense from a blowup doll than any wag from 90 degrees.

I see the first prototype of Portsmouth's eagerly anticipated and ambitious plans for the redevelopment of Fratton Park got a trial run in Poland the other day http://www.footballspotter.com/worst-football/

Bart's definitely got to play; he's been the most excited substitute I've ever seen in recent weeks!

If he continues his upward trajectory, there is no doubt he will eventually manager Liverpool, I'm sure. However, and make no mistake, I think he's a decent, honest, hardworking professional who is together as one with this football club, striving towards the same goal and will continue to do so for us for the considerable future

The funniest thing about those rumours are that even if they were true, we'd still be in an infinitely better position than them !!!

Disgusting, really. So they'd do anything for money once again - just like previous years? No morals, no ethics... why oh why is that cesspit still going?

Superb, absolutely brilliant! I loved the Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambert bit from yesterday!!!

Brighton fans said the team "weren't up" for the home game versus us, yet their players and manager openly say different... who do you believe?

In true Deppo comedic style, please allow me to retort childishly. *points finger* "They started it!"

Delusional, irrational, bitter, arrogant and generally quite stupid - words that are or soon will become synonymous with Brighton fans.

I normally like intelligent dialogue with fans from other clubs but I've been exhausted with Brighton and their fans.

Lmao, awesome list! Shame about the Le Tissier bit though

bitter pr1ck, just like the BHA fans.

I reckon they're about ready for the harbourdrone potty stadium. 17,000 last night, probably 3,000 odd Norwich. Massive.

"Lampitt keen to end 'critical' Portsmouth takeover saga" The title of the article sounds like he's talking about this thread.

Cortese is one cool dude.

Oh wow!* *prepares to be disappointed with the news that Simply Red are the SMS concert of choice this summer

He was there! far right, unless I am mistaken? Still trying to spot Guly though

What are the chances of me getting a link to that? Prettiest of pleases...

OK here goes again.... Crab Lungs Cravings... (scouted and shortlisted over seasons of watching football!). Notice a lack of Brighton players... and that wasn't deliberate. emboldened = want! normal = satisfied and would possibly, maybe be interested in joining? italic = unlikely signing anyway (either overly-optimistic, wages too high or probably deemed not good enough for NPC) Goalkeepers Richard Lee, Brentford Boaz Myhill, WBA Tom Heaton, Cardiff Keiren W******d, Coventry Daryl Flahavan, Portsmouth Andy Lonergan, Preston Richard Wright, Sheff Utd Alex Smithies, Huddersfield Defenders Frank Simek, Carlisle Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough Matt Kilgallon, Sunderland Jack Hobbs, Leicester Sean St.Ledger, Preston Matt Connolly, QPR Cliff Byrne, S****horpe Graeme Lee, Notts County Marcel Seip, Plymouth Craig Dawson, WBA Scott Cuthbert, Swindon Midfielders John Bostock, Tottenham Michael Tonge, Stoke Tom Soares, Stoke James Dunne, Exeter Lee Johnson, Bristol City Brian Stock, Doncaster Brian Howard, Reading Andrew Surman, Norwich John Eustace, Watford Marvin Elliott, Bristol City Owen Garvan, Crystal Palace Radowslaw Majewski, Nottm Forest Adam Barton, Preston Akos Buzsaky, QPR Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Jack Cork, Burnley John-Joe O'Toole, Colchester Charlie Lee, Peterborough Peter Leven, MK Dons Jonathan Douglas, Swindon David Prutton, Swindon Emanuel Ledesma, Walsall Jonathan Greening, Fulham Wingers Chris Brunt, WBA Graeme Dorrans, WBA Danny Rose, Tottenham Gary Roberts, Huddersfield Darren Ambrose, Crystal Palace Ross Wallace, Burnley Chris Eagles, Burnley Daniel de Ridder, Wigan George Boyd, Peterborough Ivan Sproule, Bristol City David Martin, Derby County Lee Martin, Ipswich Hameur Bouazza, Arles Lewis McGugan, Nottm Forest Keith Treacy, Preston Michail Antonio, Reading Mark Yeates, Sheff Utd Michael Kightly, Wolves Jeff Hughes, Bristol Rovers Matt Robson, Carlisle Jimmy Smith, Leyton Orient Daniel Powell, MK Dons Michael McIndoe, Coventry Simon Whaley, free Chris Taylor, Oldham Dale Jennings, Tranmere Marc Pugh, Bournemouth David Vaughan, Blackpool Strikers Jon Parkin, Cardiff Ishmael Miller, WBA Marlon Harewood, Blackpool Nicky Maynard, Bristol City David Somma, Leeds Steve Howard, Leicester Chris Brown, Preston Darius Henderson, Sheff Utd Alan Lee, Huddersfield Ben Burgess, Notts County Sam Baldock, MK Dons Rory Fallon, Plymouth Adam Le Fondre, Rotherham Matt Derbyshire, Birmingham Jason Roberts, Blackburn James Beattie, Rangers Simon Cox, WBA Loans Alberto Bueno Henri Lansbury Dean Parrett Steve Caulker Emmanuel Frimpong Jordon Mutch Keith Andrews Daniel Pachecho Raheem Stirling

OK guys, lift off the shackles and fill your boots.. I'd love to hear some more opinions on this!