Crab Lungs

Tranmere away?

Has anyone had any? I can't recall any off the top of my head but I recently had a dream the Skates were docked 3 points before the start of the season for financial irregularities AND starting their first fixture with only 12 players in the squad ... hopefully it's a prophetic one

Something with a good graphics card, a good processor and a fair bit of RAM (at least 4GB)... also, it's absolutely worth using a 64-bit operating system so you can make use of the specs, and therefore, speed up your FM games. Maybe a dedicated gaming laptop? Like I said though, RAM and processor for FM though, that's the important component! So I would recommend: - 64-bit operating system (so you can use more than 3GB of RAM) - at least 4GB RAM (with room for expansion) - good processor (not massively techy so maybe someone else can recommend one) - good graphics card (for the 3D views in FM but more importantly, for "gaming" like CoH, C & C etc) Might be worth trying...: http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/alienware-laptops-tab?c=uk&cs=ukdhs1&l=en&s=dhs&ST=alienware&dgc=ST&cid=41141&lid=1069630&acd=130028948920560

Christ, reading that was like reading a right old sob story. It's not fair, other teams are getting ahead of us, Clotterill doing the very best he can under difficult circumstances. £120m, cancer charities, local businesses ripped off, plus £35m of everyone's money... quick to forget, aren't they? I love how they make him to be the bad guy, responsible for some of their ills. No, you gave him a contract and now you're trying to wriggle out of it, f1sh f()ckers. Is there are more deplorable football club?

Just listened to it... didn't think he said anything too controversial other than hinting at he got a bit of stick when he played here - which was true?

This, absolutely.

So that's be Norris (£25k) and Phillips (£20k)...

It seems as if everyone in America is either of Irish or Italian heritage, almost fashionably so. What's wrong with the Swedes, Germans, Dutch and Brits, eh!!?

Unfortunately, after some research, I can confirm it's his wife.

I was about to say the same.

I'd take that. Gutted its almost certain to be a rubbish generic type though.

This. Clearly a good footballer but a massive pr1ck.

Looking at that, many are 'tidy' footballers but no game changers by any means. Lallana probably has something that none of that squad have, irrespective of the division he played in.

Totally agree. Anyway, Lallana will be more successful than 75% of this lot in his career, anyway: Frank Fielding (Blackburn) Scott Loach (Watford) Tom Smithies (Huddersfield) Alex McCarthy (Reading) Defenders Nathan Baker (Aston Villa) Joe Bennett (Middlesbrough) Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea) Steven Caulker (Tottenham) Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) Ben Mee (Manchester City) Kyle Naughton (Tottenham) Micah Richards (Manchester City) Chris Smalling (Manchester United) James Tomkins (West Ham) Kyle Walker (Tottenham) Midfielders Marc Albrighton (Aston Villa) Jack Cork (Chelsea) Tom Cleverley (Manchester United) Mark Davies (Bolton) Jordan Henderson (Sunderland) Henri Lansbury (Arsenal) Josh McEachran (Chelsea) Fabrice Muamba (Bolton) Jack Rodwell (Everton) Danny Rose (Tottenham) Scott Sinclair (Swansea) Forwards Nathan Delfouneso (Aston Villa) Gary Hooper (Celtic) Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea) Danny Welbeck (Manchester United) Connor Wickham (Ipswich)

Having Stuart McCall as your manager doesn't help!

Well done Mr Svensson! Anyone got any pictures of Scott Hiley's missus?

OK, I'm stretching it now:

ex Man City chairman's wife and daughter

Roman has done alright for himself as well

Ah ha!

OK, so Karren Brady is debatable but what of Carson Yeung's wife? Surely some of you must have seen her in their recent matches, looking concerned alongside her husband? Sadly, I can find no good pictures online, but if anyone else can... Also worth noting is: Linda Henry, John's other half. Any others? (and if anyone can find a picture of Mrs Yeung, that would be immense!)

It's going to be Saggy. He's even maneuvering himself into an untenable position : http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/863295-harry-redknapp-spurs-fans-who-ring-radio-phone-ins-are-idiots Not the first time he's criticised his own fans... though he does have a valid point.

Yes, but that's not an explanation, is it? I'm quick to rule out because it clearly doesn't share any of the characteristics of anything you've just said, let alone the standard explanations given for this phenomena. It's not a remote control helicopter. For a start, it's too high. It's not a flare, as it moves intelligently. What else could it be? Excellent, we can agree on something! However, what if they're not from another planet? Howabout another dimension on this planet, hence their infrequent appearances here? Anyway, assuming they are abducting us, does it not draw parallels with our own studies in other creatures/animals? I mean, they can't deduce that it's a hillbilly (not the best example of our 'intelligent' life) - but they can identify that it is a human... Isn't that what we do, in a way? If we don't understand it, don't we simply 'abduct' it from it's natural environment and run tests?

"Vettel finger****s Hamilton"