Crab Lungs

“We’ve got Selles…”

I know Alcaraz looked shagged but ffs

Think Bednarek was saying it was his neck that was injured..

Another yellow.

Ahhh shit.

Oh my god.

Gotta love Charly. Has a go, the absolute opposite to the rest of them.

Holy shit. I walked out the room to the kitchen and come back to see that.

One of his more ‘sane’ posts 😂

Oh god, really? Fuck this shit. Honestly. I’d rather “Andrew” and his schizo behaviour.

Lol state of that team. “We’ve got Selles”

I reckon we’ll see Moi soon. Yay.

The Saints Voice Panel. Lol. it’s a club full of jokers and wet blankets, all happy to pass the buck to someone else and take no accountability or responsibility - from top to bottom. Has been for years.

The Saints Voice Panel. Lol.

Any idea what an upwardly mobile coach is?

Don’t you want to view the fungus riddled pitch up close and personal? What an incentive!

Christ, here we go. Hipster nobody incoming.

Just wading in here… Ive read a lot of your posts, what seems to be the problem with England? Or some English people? I’m curious.

Dayum, where’s the other 96 genders? Disgusting.

I can feel it in my bones… a Moi recall looms on the horizon. Probably for Charly. ”We’ve got Selles…” they’ll still sing.

In this instance, I’m the biggest bigot going.

I like everything apart from the Sam Smith part!

So, hypothetically speaking, Saints get relegated as expected. If you could plot a dream scenario what would be the perfect alchemy to enable us to bounce straight back up? Maybe you’d like to see a grizzled veteran like Warnock installed as manager for one last gig? A return of a former hero? Perhaps you’re absolutely mental and you’d actualy like to see more Selles-ball? And who do we keep, and who leaves? Do you give you Moi another contract? If you could plan the perfect close season, what would it look like? Manager for 2023/24; Who stays?: Transfers In: Transfers Out: Return to stripes? Or not?: Do you let Ankersen and the analysts ruin yet another close season? (You can only choose ‘NO’ in this category): NO Other key bits of club to be resolved (for example, reduction in ticket prices etc): I’ll leave it all out there. Over to you.

Interesting… someone who created the Premier League monster is now upset by it.

I can already see a Villa-style splurge in the summer on utter junk like Ross McCormack etc if our famed analysts and Ankersen are involved. Save this post for posterity.