Crab Lungs

De Vere is about 47 quid for a months membership, great gym facilities, jacuzzi, sauna, steam room, pool, free fruit, water and of course 'mens health' magazines. And its not full of steroid pumped weirdos who do nothing but look at the mirror and grunt. I recommend it to you highly, Stu. Oh, and I forgot to mention - you can just 'quit' - no commitments whatsoever. (Thanks Wade Garrett for reminding me, but sorry for copying you a little)

Weren't we meant to sign him a couple of years back, too? Not a massive fan of him to be honest - would prefer Stocky.

Good post by the QPR fan and sums up how I feel about football in general, too. That said, they were 'saved' from going out of business so I think he should be a bit more tactful before slamming into other clubs. Portsmouth an exception, of course.

this I would like to hear also!

Southend fans... they're a decent bunch :smt023

why are you obsessed with him? or me?

Hello, hello... So, Malaga? That ain't too far - know of any other Saints fans in the local area? Living in Puerto Banus at the moment, so not too far :-) I think there was a lot of rain over the Xmas period, but it's now starting to brighten up again a bit now :-)

It honestly just gets funnier and funnier. What a club.

Moonstone and North/South

Lol, Rabbit and A7X just on TV in the crowd...

its a joke, eh? absolute joke. joke team, joke venue, joke fans, joke manager.

get the **** in!!

****ing hate MK, look at the ground... **** me, its a cup semi effectively and they can't even fill it.

playing some good stuff.... and ponty, don't call 'em Wimbledon, please!!! Horrible ****y team, horrible ****y manager...

Legend, thank you!!!!

Nowt here :-(

er, the respect pretty much crashed out of football when Pompey started spunking cash around that they didn't have. ****ing hell, not rocket science, is it? PFC ****ed up, so they have to deal with the fallout. Simple.

Ooooooh, stop the press - Corpy's had another insider tip on the goings on at Fratton Park. But don't worry - he's covering his arse this time with the comment 'probably nothing will come of it' Using your extensive knowledge on Southampton and your contacts in business and in football, is it possible to let us know whether the rumours on the Pompey forums were true and: 1. Markus Liebherr is a nazi 2. Markus Liebherr drove Tiger tanks in WWII 3. Markus Liebherr owes Al Fahim £500m LOL

Just wondered! Or am I all alone in Marbella :=o

Worst. Council. Ever.

Fair play. Was Andrew travelling on the bingo bus on his own?

From a legal perspective, you are correct. From a moral perspective, our 'career criminals' deserved everything he got - whether inside the house, down the road or anywhere else.

Exactly - I mean, what does the guy do? Take a step back, calm himself and negotiate with the CAREER criminals? I don't think so. If Salem suffering brain damage acts as a deterrents to other would-be criminals then good.

**** the intruder - the person who commits the first crime and instigates the whole sorry episode is surely more accountable and forgoes their human rights/protection of the law. It's that ****ing simple - why the ridiculous lily-livered red tape? In a nutshell, Walid Salem had it coming to him. He's a c()nt and he got what he deserved, simple. If my family are threatened by someone I would make sure the emergency services have to remove the cricket bat from the body...

They are about to go pop, very soon.