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Seriously what's wrong with people? Fat, greedy, lazy wa*kers.

So 4 in the last 30 years. 2 of then considered to be amongst the best keepers on their generation.

This is a fantastic post frank, the work of a genius. Well it was until about the 4th sentence. Just as a reminder who was it who won the league last season? Oh that'll be the team with the biggest wage bill of any sports team on the planet. How about the season before that? That'll be the biggest football club In the country with the biggest commercial income. Surely the season before that shows us that it ain't all about money? Who won it that season? I love how you lamblast others for romantic idealism shortly after claiming clubs that want to be in the premier league have lost their sporting ideals and it ain't all about money. Yes Franco, it's a sport. It's about being the best. Unfortunately the best are the best because they have the most money.

Yes you did invent it. You think we need 4, we've got 2 lined up so we've deprioritised 2. Here's news, only in your chocolate obsessed mind.

Have you seen him play yet?

Oh no my portly pal. I think you'll find I've been very calm, supportive and balanced. Unlike some who are inventing scenarios where the club have deprioritised signings because they don't match what they think

'This thread is full of hysterical drama queens' said the bloke who has written us off every season and once claimed we were run like a crappy area side b&b.

The highlight of this window was actually a post not on this forum where the person said we should sign Nathan Redmond as a replacement for shaw. Despite it being pointed out that Redmond was an attacking player the poster was indignant that he'd make a great left back and had played there quite a bit for Norwich.

You said in your mind we are short in 4 postions so if we have 2 deals lined up then 2 positions have been deprioritised. They haven't been, what you think we need is not the same as what the management team think we do. It's quite simple. To echo the9 if you think cork can fit in at right back then you clearly don't have a clue what you're on about, but that's no surprise.

There aren't two positions that have been deprioritised. Your mind and the mind of our management team aren't the same thing, thank f*ck

The TV images of scruffy, stupid fans punching the air when their club unveils the signing of someone they've never heard of/paid well over the odds for on deadline day is a somewhat fitting end to this period in time.

I disagree . This time of year is peak period for the Mongboard, many people really raise their game during the summer with their post after post of utter drivel. It's also a good scouting perod where you can check out the posts of who people think we should or can sign and formations we'll play etc to see who hasn't got a clue what they're on about, there are usually plenty of them that come out of the woodwork at this time of year too along with out forum staples like Wes Ender who post after post never disappoints.

This is probably true. Suppose there is no sentiment in football. Can understand why Boruc has got the hump but he's either got to get on with it and prove his worth or as now seems likely move on.

Kick a man while he's down Jamie. First he loses his place now he's got to put up with no sympathy from you. It never rains but it pours.

It's pretty clear why Koeman signed Forster from his comments when he joined. We were thinking long term and wanted a good keeper to be our number one for a few years. Boruc is in his mid thirties now and only has a year left on his contract. That said though I like him a lot and has been good for us since he's been here so felt he should have kept the number one position until Forster made it impossible for him to be left out. But disappointed with all thae soppy messages on Instagram, thought he was more of a chap than that.

Lack of objectivity, would this be things like deciding Koeman is a better manager than Pochetino and deciding Tadic is a better player than Lallana, before a ball has been even kicked, right les?

Good, so we agree then. There are more than two fundementalists and there are many unhappy people living in places where they are oppressed, such as Iraq. Not difficult to understand is it princess.

So you disagree that there are many fudenmentalists? Are there not many unhappy people in Iraq, for example?

Why are people getting so hung up on the use of the word "they"? last time i checked the definition was "used to refer to two or more people" so what's the problem? Interesting you've used the word "them" Who is the "them" you are referring too?

Ignoring the insults for a minute, which is ironic that you're accusing me of hatefulness when at the same time calling someone a c*nt for having an opion different to yours, but please explain why people come to this country from these sort of places?

I wasn't tarring all of them with the same brush my self righteous chum. There are some really good people that have come into this country.

That's because a lot of people in the the Uk and USA are pampered, selfish, ungrateful and lazy with a sense of entitlement. the standard of living the average person has in this country is the top 10% of the world, the opportunities open to people in this country are fantastic, a lot of people simply dont want to work for them. Yes everyone has problems and challenges, but if you want to make something of your life then you're in the right place to do it.

The countries in the world where most people are relatively happy are in the Western world, we have freedom of speech, a decent standard of living a health service, a welfare state. The countries in the world where many people are unhappy is the middle east. They are suppressed, they are persecuted if they speak out against the government or their religion, they kill people if they dont approve of their way of life, they are rioting and protesting against everything and anything. They dont want to live in a place like this so they go to the places where people are happy, where they can have freedom of speech, a better standard of living, a health service and a welfare state, a better life. When they get there they want the place they moved to be happy to be just like the place where they have come from where they are unhappy. They protest against everything and anything, they kill people who dont approve of their way of life, they persecute and accuse people of racism if they say anything against their religion. They want the place they moved to escape where they didn't want to live to become just like the place where they came from to escape where they didn't want to live.

I hope he signs for Liverpool so we can have the hilarious headline James Ward- Scouse

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