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Absolutely horrendous. I cringe everytime she speaks.

You've come to the right place pal. Southampton has long been known as the hotbed of football hooliganism in the UK. Milton Road end remains the only terrace in Britain never to have been "taken" by another club. Southamptons current firm, the DEF (Dell Elite Force) is a small but notrious group of elite hooligans who rule the terraces of Europe. They are widely regarded as the most violent thugs in England, with their fearsome reputation they rarely encouter any oppostion these days. In fact it's widely aknowledeged that oppositon hooligans lock themselves in their houses until the DEF have left when word spreads that they are in town. On the rare occasions they have met opposition then their opponents have ben routed. You may not read much about the DEF in other firm books, the likes of Millwall and West Ham would not want to include the numerous times they have been routed, just like the ancient world powers of Greece, Egypt, Rome, etc they only record their victories. Good luck with the studies and be sure you are speaking to the right people on the subject.

A category 2 woman. FACT

i'm serious. It's vulgar. You might be proud that you were singing louder than the "saddo men" but i can assure you a woman shrieking and screaming football songs at the top of her voice is horrific. There are generally 3 types of women that go to football. THe first type is the ones that go with their boyfriends, because they are too insecure to let their man spend any time away from them. They insist on coming and pretending to like the game, yet constantly demonstrate their cluelessness when they try and engage in conversation about the game.. Then there are the geezer bird, generally vulgar, the type that try to be one of the lads, usually very ugly, mouthy with far too much too say for themselves. Then there are the single women who go to football because they think it'll be a cock heavy environment and good place to pick up men. They think it's a less competitive environment as other, better looking women that they come up against on nights out. They think in pubs before and after games they'll get lots of attention from equally desperate and attention seeking men and they think they can have the pick of them.

There are few things more grotesque than a woman in a football shirt screaming like a banshee.

He's going to need to smarten himself up if he plays for us, he looks like a tramp. We only have good looking well dressed players these days.

Funny how you're hardly seen on here when we're doing alright yet in the summer you couldn't shut up and koe you've reappeared.

How do you work that out?

One of the big boys away and play our reserves as no one wants to win the Micky mouse cup, we need to concentrate on finishing 7th.

Keep the subscription but set up a Facebook group protesting against BT Sport, that'll show 'em.

Still l1 level?

Gutting defeat, 11 v 11 thought we Might nick it, goal was inevitable when we went down to 10. Gutting defeat and two more injuries, hopefully they won't be out for long.

It maintains the form NIckG predicted of 6 points from our next 11 games which will get us 4th or something.

It'll become a retro disease, it's time will come again. Personally think it's time for another bought of Black Death, but in the name of multiculturalism the 2015 verion will be called mixed race Death.

As is any parent dying, especially when the children are young.

emotional problems is the HIV of 10s.

Controverisal.... So european, hetrosexual people who aren't smack heads are safe then? Thats not what Katie, 26 who wasn't an actress told me on the telly in 1991.

Strange isn't it. Despite it being so widespread i've never met anyone who has it, or know of anyone i know meeting anyone that has it.

Do people still get it? Back in the 80s it was the disease of choice for our celebrities, these days they are more interested in checking themselves into clinics to fight the current trend of anxiety, depression or addiction. 25 years ago you couldn't open a paper without a story about it or turn on the telly with hearing 'this is not the voice of an actor, James is 28 and HIV positive'. It was so serious even eastenders ran a story on it. warnings were everywhere, wear condoms, don't share needles, these days it barely gets a mention even on Holby City. So like Acid rain did the threat stop in about 1996 or are we all still at risk if we so much as use the same urinal as a carrier?

Its called realism pal.

The funny thing is for all the talk of our easy start, had we played Man City and Man United a couple of months ago we'd have probably won them both.

Me too, how they gave Gerrard MOTM is beyond me, apart form his goal which was a cock up by the defender thought he was average at best. Factor in Leicester played 30 mins with ten men, missed an open goal and two Liverpool goals came from mistakes then they've got away with one tonight. Both teams poor and Leicester were full of effort but zero quality.

Level surface persecutors?

Liverpool laboured to a 1-0 win in Saturday and are narrowly beating a poor Leicester team who are woefully out of form. They're hardly finding form you plum.

Mongboard etiquette is you don't start a build up thread until the previous game has finished. Massive tsk.