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Im not on the south coast and my loyalty is to Steve Grant.

Not when you're cool enough to own a mongboard, charging people to post on it whilst being drunk on having the power to infract and ban. That's proper cool that.

If they own their own club then surely awford gets the boot tomorrow as most of them want him out??

beat me to it.

What, criminally under and misused or shunted out to the left so the golden boys can play?

I see he's stopped trying to look like a singer of a midlands indie band and gone for the bearded clam look.

On of the most arrogant people I've come across on mongboards You could always expect an infraction for the most minor of things when he was around. No doubt still coining it in from this place and a regular at the curry nights the mods have. Maybe pretending to be Serge from Kasabian or chasing ghosts restricts him time on here these days.

Kane yes, but not Towsend.

I dont know about now but 18 months or so a go we used a scouting agency for Europe the same agency and same scouts were used by Spurs, hence why we were often linked with the same players.

Fixed for you.

He did a great job finding Wanyama before the rest of Europe spotted him.

I believe I'm right in saying Egg that since the law has changed if a woman agrees to have sex with a man wearing a condom and he slips it off without her consent during the act, that too can be considered rape, she could effectively stop consenting whilst having sex. Still in the black and white world our forum judges live n this is exactly the same as being held down by an axe wielding maniac who is going to slice her to bits in an alley way if she tries to stop a stop her.

Didn't see myself condoning it anywhere pal so nice try. If there aren't degrees of rape then why did ched Evans only get 5 years for an offence which carries a life sentence? Surely if rape is rape, there are no grey areas, everything is black and white, like you and other know it alls on here are making out then surely EVERY offence should carry life sentencing, there are no grey areas, it's the same offence in every circumstance so should carry the same penalty in every circumstance. Oh and by the way, the law says you and the kid Andy are both wrong.

You think that a wife getting drunk and having sex with her partner of 20 years when she doesn't really fancy it is going to be as traumatised as a woman who gets grabbed by a stranger in a park at night, her clothes ripped off and held at knife point whilst he forces himself on her, then left in a beaten mess on the floor? okay then.

Of course there are degrees of rape!! If a as duck says he gives his long term missus one when she's not really up for it and drunk whilst they are in their bed together after a night on the booze is totally different to a stranger holding a woman at knife point in a park and threatening to slit her throat if she doesn't let him do what he wants. Both could be considered rape in the yes of the law but if you can't tell the difference between the two then you're nuts.

I'm not one that buys into the whole "*insert saints players name* is the answer what is the question" but that right back slot is his for the taking. Head and shoulders above the others.

Can anyone remember him having a good game for England since Euro 2004?

It could have been so different.

Surprise surprise. It was Neil Ashton who ran the Radcliffe story. Also Dodd and Williams were coaching staff and also ex players, much higher profile than a guy who works in HR.

You know what saints are like, we'll do it the hard way and beat one of them in the final on their own patch

After you success of stopping Schniderlin going and single handedly saving the club in august, why didn't you post demanding he stay?

Thought you'd have called them Tanadari??

Surely MLG is a shoe in for this job? All that wealth of knowledge researching players on FM over the years.

I feel for you pal, choosing a baby name is a difficult but exciting decision. There are a few definite dos and donts when considering this good buddy if you're asking for advice on a mongboard, you ain't posh, so don't give the fruit of your loins a posh name as everyone will think you're a bellend when you call him in yourdeepest 'ampshire accent. This Means Charles, Hugo, et all are all out. We went to Italy shortly after mrs T found out she was pregnant, she suggested and Italian name. What with is both being as Italian as Saab no words were need when that came up, the look was enough if you get my drift. If you ain't foreign don't give them a foreign name. A blonde haired, blue eyed boy call Luca or Alessandro, do me a favour, everyone would think 'bellend' Next it's names that are after places. Some dippy mum we know called her kid Asia FFS. The nearest she's been to Asia is Spice island curry house. It's just embarrassing. Finally and this is most important imagine the name being screamed at the top of his voice by an obese council estate mum wearing leggings, a vest top and lots of jewellery. If is sounds awful or the words "come 'ere you little c*nt" or "ain't he a sh it bag" flow too easily next then it's a definite no no. This instantly rules out names like Tyler, Connor, Kane and Lewis. It's not easy pal but I'm sure with my advice and other helpful mongboarders we can guide you towards the correct decision.