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Man City have got it using Cisco, probably the best solution on the market. Everton currently have theirs out being bid on by Cisco, HP and Ruckus. Liverpool had theirs installed a while back and it doesn't work, or didnt in preseason trials, they went for Xirrus, much to my amusement. There are several good solutions on the market that can easily handle crowds at SMS.

Be good to have two big lads up front for when we stick it in the mixer if we're chasing a game. If only we had a couple of pacy wingers to get down the line and get the crosses into the back stick.

Ahh, that's a relief, he's the man to run onto Rickies flick ons then? From a good old fashioned up and under.

I can't believe we've let one winger go and missed out on another one FFS and we still need a terrier in midfield and a small nippy striker to run onto Rickies and Ossies flicks when we get it into the mixer. We need a couple to pacy wingers in before the window shuts or no way will we be able to play an effective 4-4-2.

Ah, so he did manage to get out of lovrens pocket in the end then.

Is he telling reading fans on their mongboard he played golf with a long term saints fan who said Pochetino is light years ahead of Adkins in terms of tactics and motivation, very popular with the supporters in general!

In still not sure when Adkins went from being the next great English manager and the new Alex Ferguson to being the bungling, cliche ridden, clueless bumpkin who was our of his depth. Still Pochetino has proven he is the man to take us to the next level, by matching Adkins points per game record since he's been here.

Let hope the high percentage of morons that attend SMS most weeks dont starting giving him grief if he isn't brilliant from the first second of his first game then.

Only Fools and Horses is comedy gold. Fawlty Towers too, can you imagine them making a comedy these days which takes the p*ss out of Germans about the war, people hard of hearing etc. It wouldn't get made and if it were to ever slip through the net all the soppy tarts would be spamming the BBC to express their "outrage"

Its all controlled anyway, the old bill turn a blind eye to a certain amount 'slipping' through.

Not be a celebrity sportsperson that tries hard and fails and then does a stint on reality TV.

Yoshida will benefit from playing alongside a proper centre half like Lovern. He was our best centre half last season but that wasn't saying much.

I'm going to the game dressed as Roman Centurian to honour our new signing. I'm also going to stand at the side of the pitch waving ice creams and signing La Sole Mio at Daniel everytime he comes near the touchline. I hope he's a sub so when he's warming up he'll see me and realise how much we all love him.

That's because she compares them all to you.

It is my imagination or have we finally signed the player we were looking for? We were looking for a striker And now we've signed Daniel Osvaldo...... To the tune of Oasis Cigarettes and Alcohol.

Weren't Wellbeck and Sturridges goals and performances dreadful yesterday BTW, awful players.

Weren't they paying Nolan £50k a week in th championship? Jarvis, Carroll, Downing and Cole will be on a fair old wedge too and they will all except Carroll have little resell value at the end of their contracts.

To the tune of Gold Spanduet ballet Osvaldo! Always believing your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible, always believinnnnnnnnnnn Osvaldo!

One of my favourite posters. Thanks for the info, top man and one of the few on here that know about football

What utter drivel. People will happily go out for a pint or a glass of wine, yet they are only bad for you, yet if someone got out a gram of Charlie and started chopping up a line there would be uproar, neither of them do you any good but one people have been conditioned to believe is totally normal and the other a taboo. The fact is there are far more people out there with drink to issues than drug issues.

I've not seen much of him, I always assumed Jack Stephens was the next defender to break into the side

That's the trouble with these foreigners, we should have got Gary hooper and lee bowyer instead

4 on the pitch and Isgrove on the fringes of the squad is very impressive.

I give it 5 games before a 'Pablo watch' or 'is osvaldo worth the money' thread

If there is a team in our division with a better one then ill give £1k to charity. Was great to see them celebrating the goal together then celebrating the win together at the end. The new boys seem to be part of it all too which is great to see. What with 4 academy players starting today and 3 of them still teenagers then you have to say that whatever the Southampton way is its definitely working.