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Depends on the part of the body. If she is talking about your hands after you've just put cream on them then it's probably unlikely, but if she is talking about your c*ck, there is probably a good chance you'lll get your hole.

Hmm, a rich man living abroad with a jet set lifestyle offering free hospitality. I wonder if you'll be asked to bring a parcel of "biscuits" back with you to give to a mate when you arive back in England???

If you didn't find it funny, I suppose you can take solace that it at least proves your theory that exams aren't getting easier.

As we discussed last week, i am still coming to terms with being around people without my lap top for protection.

Think i'm doing this one, probably be driving though. Not been to their new ground.

I seem to recall people saying this time last season he wasn't as good as when he first joined. We haven't had a settled back 4 all season, and has had 3 seperate partners in 6 games. I let you experts draw your own conclusions.

Magic Wok is a good takeaway. Pilgrim House for a meal.

Why post on it then? It's quite clear from the OP what it is about. Why do you feel the need to tell everyone that you aren't interested in the thread?

At gatwick waiting for a taxi. Cracking trip, I don't think I'd have coped with a third night.

Quite Jamie. I don't understand what everyone is saying. Hammond is not a leader, offers nothing, he can't tackle, pass and is too slow for this league. His poor first touch will get found out as this level, you Mark my words.

Exactly, anything is possible. DIdn't they say man would never walk on the moon? Plenty of super market cashiers successfully become shelf stackers, i dont see why that cant carry over to soccerball.

It has always been my ambtion to be held in high esteem on an anonymous internet forum. Another dream dies. Sigh......

Sometimes the voice just fits the band and the moment, Joy divison, THe Stone Roses and Oasis are all bands like this.

Or alternatively it might act as a massive spur to him that Adkins rates him so highly he thinks he has the abilty and intellengence to play in such an important postion. I am a fan of Jonno QUick as well, his goal scoring record is phenominal. He is lightening quick, stong and talented. That is why i think he can play there.

THe stats say he has a goal for every start, that is a fantastic record. I think he would make the ideal man sweeping up behind Fonte and co at the back. You dont need a football brain to play there, just use that lightening pace to sprint in behind everytime a ball over the top is played and clear it.

because we need a new striker, Bridge is quick and strong and has premier league experience. We can use him there.

Not really. I'm just putting it out there. It could work could it not. ANYTHING is possible. Dont forget Alan Shearer started out as a goalkeeper and Benali was a striker.

Only one left, make it a good 'un.

Why? He got a mortgage, that is all. Dozens of other chairman have done exactly that as well.

I agree with you there. As far as prescences and charisma goes he is a legend, but his voice kind of suits the image and music. I've got a friend who lives in Lymm where he has a house and she says he is the soundest, most down to earth bloke there is. Really friendly and chatty.

Indeed, it was Liams band, originally called The Rain i believe. Liam is a class front man, love him or hate him everyone knows who he is, got a real charisma about him. oasis wouldn't have been what they were without him.

He'd probably get there before the ball though, being that quick. He'd have to learn to time his runs better, but i am sure Nige can teach him.

Dion Dublin was good. Marcus Gayle, played as striker and then moved to centre half, played their for Watford against us in the 2003 FA Cup semi. I think Jonno Quick is the man to fill the slot.

What a waste of one of your three posts that was.

Just think for one minute how good it would be to have a player as quick as Jonno at the back. Every ball into the channel he'd be able to run across and clear, every time we were going forward he could hang back on the half way line and and sprint across and get the ball or make a quick and decisive tackle to snuff out the move. He'd be an ideal centre back, IMO.