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/\ when you consider all 3 of the relegated teams made the play offs with arguably weaker teams than they were relegated with in our promotion season and we only Managed 2 wins in 6 games against them it puts into perspective where we are right now. Unfortunatly realistic doesn't seem to be welcome on here and is called nagatife instead.

*copyrites headlines 'saints cue up for row over Davis deal' and 'rangers snooker Davis transfer'*

He was the Jonathan Forte of centre halves.

Rio Ferdiand in his prime was fairly quick. So 3 in the last 10 years, all of them England internationals. I'm afraid those demanding a 'pacey' centre half are going to be in for a disappointment. There aren't many about and those that are will cost a fortune and are already playing for the top clubs.

Considering he was allowed to visit here, QPR and Fulham and described everything here as 'perfect' before a deal was agreed with Vitesse I'd imagine he will have a very good idea of what deal is on on the table. He is due to have a medical this week isn't he?

Are you sure? Despite the clamour to sign 'pacey' players, how many central defenders can anyone name that are known for their pace?

This one isnt, this is for serious football talk only. Remember Krackers, pointless comments incur an infraction point.

And if you want me to supply any of your networking kit feel free to PM me as well.

Sorry, when and for who was Cork a regular in a premier league side?

His reply of 'if any fan doesn't like it they can go to hell' probably meant any 'Swing fayed, swing mohammed, swing him from Putney bridge' chants never really got going down at the cottage.

No, fat f*cking scummers an acronym for most of our match going fan base.

Stood next to the Cortese statue which is in the Christ the Redeemer pose pointing at it and hold a Saints scarf with words 'healing the world' on it.

Cleaner FFS.

If Fulham are interested we definitely are.

That's what Dean Richards (RIP) said to me in the Rhino a few days before he joined Spurs.

Does this mean we are going to have a squad full of Stuart Downings and Jordan Hendersons FFS?

I don't think it was he looked quite normal. Anyway back to Zaha. Opinion seems be mixed. Is this a case of he must be brilliant because he's quick like Antonio or is he actually a decent player? I don't seem to recall him ever standing out in the few games I've seen him in but I don't know much about him.

We are allowed to bid for more than one player at once you know.

Whoever the forum user sitting on the 7.38 from Parkway to Waterloo, Turkish is on your carriage and just walked past you reading a thread.

This can't be true. It's in the sun, which is a newspaper and we all know newspapers are full of Lies and bullsh*t from lazy journalists with an anti saints agenda.

Why would anyone wear a football shirt, especiallly a 15 year old one, to a tennis match?

Yeah, i have suggested it before. We had a little rendition of it in the Alex after the Wallsall game in our L1 promotion. "we are the saints" would be decent and easy. I fear it doesnt involve enough clapping though for it to go down well at SMS.

Well we made 5 last summer and this summer we are definitely short in the goal keeping and central defensive areas. I'm expecting at least 3 or 4 new signings in addition to Buttner as a minimum. One in goal, two centre backs and a right back or midfielder or both.

But players are remembers and talked about for how many grand slams they've won, yes? Hence why the commentators today for example, were going on about how many times Federer has won Wimbledon, the Aussie, French and US open etc, not the Bangkok indoor hard court trophy, despite this tournement meaning so much to both of them.

I think you're missing the point as usual.