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I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this. I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable.

See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection.

The original point being made was that someone said for every one big money transfer that succeeds ten fail. Of course there are big money flops but to say one in ten are and to then waste time trying to prove it is just plain stupidity, especially when you use free transfers and loans in attempt to support your arguement.

Winding me up?? It appears to be Andy Saint who is desperate to prove the one good big money signing for every ten that fail theory.

well that is a coincidence because you are on my least like to list as well. On my would like to list, excluding those i have already had one with are CB Fry Dune TDD Scotty Sue Whistle Alpine Smirking Saint Crab Lungs St Stevo and of course for intellectual education i could recieved The Helen Mirren of this forum BTF Our child geniuses Super Mikey & Andy666 Our all round god and hero; Verbal

As someone that follows Man United quite closely he looked a good prospect the season before last, bit too early to write him off isn't it, or on that basis should we say Chamberlain has floped at Arsenal because he's only made one sub apperance where he didn't get a kick in an 8-2 defeat? So are we now talking about flops outside of Man United and Chelsea, good good. Viera, Henry, Berkamp, Anelka (at Arsenal), Berbatov & Carrick (at Tottenham), Modric, Di Canio, Shearer, Ginola, 100 more faliures please.

I could be Director of style and half time refreshments.

maybe like DPS wants, we should get all students in a bag and let them go in the north sea? In my exerience they are a bigger nusiance than travellers.

check my post on the proper thread. I am embarassed by the racists in our fan base.

Good luck Dan, get well soon kid. F8cking sickening. Hope those responsible get dealt with one way or another but his recovery is the most important thing.

It has been a long held ambition of mine to have cronies on an internet forum.

Dont forget he is writing of Macheda as a faliure, an 18 year old kid who made a great impact on his debut season and is considered a big star for the future. Lest we forget he cost a fortune and has not yet lived up to the hype and fanfare of his arrival Lest we forget the big money Ballack signed for, nowt i believe but hey ho, Andy has point to prove, which he isn't doing.

Good work. If we can get over the roll of eyes and large exhale of breath everytime anyone sees you've posted on a thread and we might get somewhere.

Quite a few of our youth have gone to Bulgaria and will do us proud out there. On the pitch I don't have a clue.

F*ck me you have got a sense of humour, albeit a sh*t one an are capable of posting less than 600 word posts. I can't believe I didn't think This was possible but should have know better after man walked on the moon.

It's quite sad some of you are gloating about being more successful than a club Which is permanently skint and gets crowd of of 6k if they're lucky. Oh and stop calling them Bompey, it's f*cking embarrassing.

It's quite sad some of you are gloating about being more successful than a club Whig is permanently skint and gets crowd of of 6k if they're lucky. Oh and stop calling them Bompey, it's f*cking embarrassing.

Just what is your definition of a failure? A lot Listed on here were okay or good sort of players or not signed for relatively large amount of cash but not amazing. If that is the case then every singing saints have ever made has been a failure. Hey ho. Anyway Keane, Essien, Yorke, Andy Cole, Robben. Another 50 failures please.

If people are going to make brash statements like "for every big money transfers that work there are 10 that fail" then they need to back them up with facts.

He can be one that failed that. Another 49 needed......

Hmm, some of them are highly debatable. Of course if we are talking about any signing ever made which weren't brilliant then you might have a point, of course BBB just said big money ones that had failed. A lot of that lot were hardly big money or could be considered failures, not amazing, i give you. ANyway, here you go, Cantona, Robson, Zola, Schmichel, Cech. Now i need 50 that failed please.

I agree. Why stop at gypsies? We should do this to Jews as well and blacks and asians and chinese and foreigners and the disabled and midgets and anyone else who doesn't conform to our Nazi ideals we hold on this forum.

That thread was truly shocking. Its painful to know a number of these board members have Nazi ideologies.

He plays over there, he plays over here Adam lallana makes arteta look dear

I would expect a more and more of this over the coming months and years. I'd imagine a lot mid to lower table premier league clubs would love to have him.