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it'd be great for crosses into the box, he could flop it out and use it instead of a diving header.

cant we get him to do a Desailly and switch nationalities? It'd show his commitment to us if nothing else.

All is not lost DBP!! I have found this little site for you where people like you, you know, fat, useless losers, can find likeminded people to eat cream cakes with. You never know, you might even get to empty your sack into one of these little beauties, provided your c*ck is long enough to battle through the layers of fat covering their m*nge. Happy pulling pal. http://www.largefriends.com/

i've been longing for us to sign a player called Emmanuel so we can sing the song... "he's french, he's quick, his names a porno flick, Emmanuel, emmanuel" Although this guy is Ghanian, FFS, ruins the song, might have to swap French with black or something else that fits.

You are seriously going to this length over £60? why? Surely this is a wind up.

What is the basis of your legal action? That you paid £10 to go to a pre match party and it was sh*t? Are you seriously going to all this trouble sueing the trust because they threw a sh*t party? I didn't go to Silverspoons, didn't fancy it because i felt it might be a big let down, too many barmies, too women. What is your legal argument?

I dont think it was deliberate though fella, Everton did the same thing for thier cup final and it all went well, it may have been a **** gig for you but to say they deliberatly fleeced saints fans is wrong.

he's been on face book since 9.30, not out 'slamming women' as he'd have you believe.

there was no need to include the words 'level of hypocisy on this matter is'

end of the day, doesn't really matter how much it costs, if you are both happy with it, people that matter are there for you and you enjoy the day. its about you two and it's only one day at the end of the day, no point paying for it for the next 10 years just so you can say you had a flash wedding. Stats suggest by the time you finished paying for it you'll be getting divorce anyway

this is outrageous.

So what exactly are you demanding? We have signed not one, but two right backs who are better than what we had last season. We are lacking a midfielder and a pacy wide man/striker, everyone knows that and AP has said he is looking at 2-3 signings to address it. Our first XI is better now than it was last season yet you continue to preach this prophecy of doom that with this squad we have no pace, no fit wide players, shouldn't expect promotion, no strength in depth etc. The squad is smaller now, but really were Lancashire, Molyneux, McLaggon, Perry etc the answer? A big squad does not mean a good squad.

snickers being called marathons paying £2 to stand on the milton Road terrace being able to shoot my load about 3 foot in the air being able to stay out until 4am on a thursday night then go and do a full days work and do it all again friday night pulling women in their mid thirties and thinking they are sexy older women

So Sue, whats your take on teabagging? Are you a purist and get your chap to lift his **** in the air whilst you attack them from below or are you a suck and f*ck type of girl?

What about our form after christmas being championship form? Our wins at Norwich, Bristol R, at home to Huddersfield, Leeds, Charlton?

Or alternatively Lallana - in squad for tomorrow, 20 goals from midfield last season. Puncheon - Mills - Hmmmm....- your pal CEC has been banging on for him to get his chance and to be fair he deserves one Dickson - Not fit, not proven - not proven? L1 team of the year not proven, are you for real? Slight groin strain, should be fit for tomorrow, in squad Holmes - Lousy injury record, i agree with you on this one Oxlade-Chamberlain - young & unproven- will be an understudy for Puncheon and Lallana, hot prospect So i make that no unfit wide players. Our two first choice wide players who are arguably the best in this divison, with a hot prospect and a decent young player as back up along with L1 tea of the year player who can play there. We do need one more, but the cupboard is hardly bare. Most clubs in this league would love to have Mills as their 'reserve' left midfielder. Now answer me, how many players do you think we need in a squad?

a mate from work spent £25k on his plus honeymoon. Bit of a flash c*nt, one of them you know. Got to say class do and venue though. Just a shame his mug was in most of the photos and ruined what would have been decents shots of his not bad looking wife and the surrounding areas. http://www.elvethamhotel.co.uk/weddings_partnerships.aspx#

Yep, that is all we need. dont know much about Carter but he must have ability to have played his career at a higher level, fingers crossed for Tyson or similar too.

She seems to like losers so you've got a chance.

Which is exactly the point!! 20-24 good players, or 35 average ones? I know which one i'd take EVERYTIME without fail. Look at the size of our squad when relegated from the PL, it was massive, yet only 2 or 3 players of that were up to it. Yet some people just want us to sign somone, anyone, regardless of how good they are.

Only ones that are dropped in August count as it'll prove the 'we should have a squad of 90 players' brigade right.

Stop grooming!

What about if we have 6 points out of 12 at the end of august but 50 out of 69 at Christmas? Or is it only the first 4 games which count? Will people still be bemoaning the 'lack' of summer signings then? I dont get this percived lack of activity anyway. We have signed not one but two players who were better than the RB last season and the best left back in the division last season. The first XI on paper is better than last season now. yes the squad still needs strengthing, but in reality we have only lost two decent squad players, the rest such as lancashire and Molyneux were deadwood which needed moving on. 2 good players for every position is better than 3 average ones.

a lot of people seem to think the league titles are won at the end of august, not the beginning of May.

You'd be moaning that we had gone for average when better was available, i know i would do. So what you are saying is it doesn't matter who we sign or how good they are, as long as we sign someone?