Turkish

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from this size up, or anyone that is overweight and doesn't do anything about it, claiming proudly that their vulgar, sickening multiple layers of fat are 'all brought and paid for' These people deserve the same treatment.

he has got to be better than Davis, who is s*** from long shots, close shots, high shots, crosses and free kicks, apparantly.

I work from home and have no problems whatsoever. Probably because i am not concearned with patheitc things like cars driving down my road and clouds.

They are their season starts on saturday, Losing is still unacceptable though, even though they are a top flight Swiss side who play champions league football and are 4 weeks ahead of us in preseason.

FFS Davis beaten by a high shot now!!! He is crap at those too!!

Everyone has weaknesses, its ridiculous that people are saying he is crap from free kicks because he was beaten by a great one today and a couple of crackers last season, the only two i can remember were Puncheon for MK Dons and the Wallsall guy, certainly no **** ups like the OLdham keeper up there for Lamberts goal.

Name me another English club that expects to have a good season and has no debt.

so Davis struggles from free kicks, crosses and low shots according to some on here. Is there anything he does well?

Fat people deserve nothing. There is nothing more grotesque than seeing a fatty eating a pizza, KFC or Macdonalds, greedy fat chops munching on their unhealthy, disgusting food, fat dripping out everywhere. Fat people should be turfed out of their houses and made to live in the top floors of council run tower blocks with no lifts, that'd help then burn a few pounds. They should not be allowed indoor, office jobs, they should be made to do physical jobs until they have shed all their weight and look normal again. Their wages should be kept from them, paid directly into a central account for all fatties from which all their bills come out directly to who they are owed then only given a small allowance every week to stop them buying crisps, bottles of coke and junk food. fat people should not be allowed to wear shorts and women short skirts, leggings and tight clothes, they should be forced to wear clothes that cover their vile bodies completely and only when they have got down to a healthy weight be permitted to dress normally. All pubs, restaurants, anywhere that sells food should be allowed to refuse to serve them anything unhealthy and on public transport made to stand.

I dont understand why people are *****ing about memberships now when paying a tenner for them a season was okay in the PL.

i didn't rate Shilton either, anyone that gets over 100 caps for a team like England has got to be a massively overrated, over paid, arrogant, c***. I prefered Ian Andrews, now he was a proper goal keeper.

As does Pardew, said when played a few times last season that it is obvious he has got some quality. Its fitness that is the problem.

never mind that, what is happening with our pre match and half time grub?

He is on trial with Saints and has got a name which sounds very similar to a former Ex Saints and England goalkeeper.

So that is where you were after 8pm Saturday night DBP, doing your croc impersination.

do you think the winning team of the swimming event all hugged each other? Surely there would have been one or two erections, provided the water wasn't too cold.

This is disgusting. I cant believe they are all out there drinking when they are supposed to be preseason training, its nothing more than a week long p*** up. I am outraged.

Not for you, i showed them a picture of you on facebook yesterday and they said you look like a young Jimmy tarbuck :lol:

There are no pictures of me on there.

I'm sure saintpaulkiptanui will be delighted looking at some of these pictures that not only do we have the best squad in league one, i think they are probably the best looking too, going by these pictures. How muscley does Lallana look? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2089721,00.html

To be honest mate, everything from about 8pm onwards is a bit of a blur, so i couldn't tell you or be held responsible for my actions.

The best place round here was the Manor in Verwood, had some top nights in the 96-99, sadly shut down, cant remember why. For me the Rhino takes some beating for town though, as someone mentoned they were fussy about who they let in, rightly so too IMO, had a good little scene going on there 99-01 and was in there most weekends.

I'd like to think i am more accepting than to make cheap jokes at the expense of those that i consider to be less 'normal' than me.

You been dumped again?