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Amen to that, baseball, a glorified form of rounders which is a sport for kids who weren't good enough to play football or cricket. American Football, just a **** game and Basketball is just utter nonsense.

Tennis is one, played by toffs who are up their own arse, check out the members of tennis bit of the hampshire tennis and health club for an example, all the blokes think they are something special with birds in tow, admitedly some are quite fit but i dont want to play sport with my women, sport and women should be kept seperate. Badminton is out too, any man that plays a game which involves playing with a **** has got to be questionable. Hockey is a bit of a nancy boys sport. Any others?

is it me or is it a really **** game played by Toffs. I am a member of Hampshire Tennis and Health club and all the tennis members there seem to be absolute bell ends, to be fair some of the posh female players would probably get it but they are all so up their own arse. As for the crowd at Wimbledon, well its nothing short of embarassing, middle class people trying to be crazy. All of the players seem like idiots too, Andy Murray being casing point. Going back to when i was a kid at least John Mcenroe, Jimmy Connors, Andre Aggassi etc had a bit of character, these days they are all boring ****s. All that apart though, its just generally a **** sport.

sat on facebook cracking one out over her pictures imo.

Only two days after you had supposedly been up pounding her all night. Prehaps you are not so good in the sack afterall.

She is not ginger, who ever heard of a ginger kitchen sink?? Although chinky with ginger/blonde streaks would get the pulse racing.

Obviously any bird with ginger kid deserves at best the spiderman treatment, or at worst, complete isolation

thanks for all your words of advice, i'll report back on 'barrys' weekend findings. Last time i spoke to him he was going down to the school to wait outside the gates and check what time she leaves, if this guy is with her then he knows something is going on as 'julie' is not attending this course and he has asked her to find out who else is going on it.

bet you're not moaning now

Superb book.

not that i aprove of women at football but this has the potential to be a clunge fest in the stands today, as some of those women from these nations are generally pretty tasty.

That is very similar, but for the bird 'Harry' is knobbing being very fit and 'Barrys' wife only being fairly fit i might think 'Harry' was the one nailing 'Barrys' wife. Had 'Barrys' wife been very fit and need some back and front door action i'd have done the honours myself, its always better coming from friends.

I like that, i am going to suggest this to Barry and see what comes of it, although no one is allowed anywhere near her phone, he says she jumps on it even if she goes to the kitchen and leaves it on the sofa.

You still 'whooped' So come on, you have got a date on the table for a whetherspoons burger and a pint from St Steve, you going to take him up on it?

I wasn't being sarcastic.

You beat me to it. Anyone that 'whoops' is a spastic.

Spot on mate, you beat me to it. All that matter is that he was a top bloke, a proper saints fan and will be missed by all that knew him.

Because obviously the benchmark for how popular you are is how many friends you have on facebook.

By coincidence this is when she started being 2 hours late getting in from work every night after giving new male teacher a lift home.

F*** me you know how to treat a girl!!

'Barry' told me they have not had sex since March.

He must be if she considers Stu to be trade up.

She is 14 you sick f***

apparantly she goes straight into the shower as soon as she gets in from work, 'Barry' wonders why she does that, he thinks it might be so she doesn't smell of the others guys spunk.

this is more like Stu...