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This is definitely something we should do. Maybe see if they'll throw in Cattermole if we offer them £8m?

Clearly bo*locks. I went on the Chapel Kop for to the Burnley game and they sucked the ball into the net 3 times, Boufal was so inspired by the wall of sound cascading of the Kop he scored his wonder goal against Sunderland. We score a lot of goals and keep a lot of clean sheets in front of the Chapel Kop. Coincidence? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spion_Kop_(stadiums) It seems Wiki disagrees with the players as well, read the history section.

How are people blaming Forster for the goal? It was a good finish from about 6 yards out he had no chance, no idea how people say he is meant to do better. Davis and Romeu lose the man and give hazard too much space and he's always going to score. Not a bad performance without really looking like scoring against a very solid defence. Chelsea look very dangerous on the break. Need more movement up front and we're too slow getting it forward to break them down at the moment

Enjoy it while you can, It won't be long until the big boys start paying the press to unsettle us again.

You're forgetting that Everything we do well is inspite of Les Reed, everything that goes wrong is because of him. One of the funniest accusations made against him was on TUI where it was claimed that Reed kept on screwing up transfers so Koeman had to step in and take control of them. 7 years of progression all luck following a plan which will catch up with us sooner rather than later

Not only that but he wrote the coaching manual for England! Les is a true master of his craft. I fully expect him to be the new face of Nike replacing Michael Jordan. "I never made a professional appearance as a footballer, I hold the record for the worst manager in the premier league where I lost 5 out of 7 games, I was sacked by the FA, never cut it at Bishops Stortford, Steven Gerrard absolutely lamblasted me in his autobiography. I've failed time and time again in my career and that why I succeed"

He's done it again He's done it again Leslie Reed, he's done it again

We've got boufal Sofianne boufal I just don't think you understand He's Claude Puels man He's better than Zidane We've got sofianne boufal Clap clap clap clap clap One sofianne boufal There's only one sofianne boufal Clap clap clap clap clap He plays on the left He plays on the right Sofianne boufal make mane look sh*te (Accompanied by gay wave) Clap clap clap clap clap Boufal wooooo He comes from near Marrakesh He thinks Pompey smell of fish Clap clap clap clap

Sounds great, I'll get my user name printed on my giant foam hands so everyone knows who I am

You were also indirectly responsible for b-anter after an imagine of your head was put on a stick :lol:

On mans patronising, condescending nasty poster is another mans amusing wordsmith. It's all about different posting styles that make a forum great. Take yours for example, self righteous, self important, 99% of your posts are about yourself yet when it's pointed out to you in a light hearted reference to your constant reminders that you once lived in Italy (you did live in Italy didn't you?)your response is a foul mouthed torrent of abuse about what "c****" people are who mention it. Some might say that is the work of a conceited, self obsorbed freak with anger issues, I prefer to say different posters, different needs.

Was Amygate really that long ago?

It seems the Italian transport system works better when they're on strike than the U.K one does on a normal day.

I agree it isn't a big match, but it's a big occasion especially for the fans. Really looking forward to it and for others of age Italian football was in it's prime when I was young teenager. Great memories of Italia 90, Sunday afternoon Italian football in an era when live matches were still a novelty and the great Italian sides of the early late 80s and early 90s, AC Milan, Inter, Juventus, Lazio, Roma etc. remember watching Ipswich and villa both play in the San Siro and think how great it'd be for saints to play there but never thinking we would. We go to old Trafford, Anfield etc every year so this is a real on off, but it isn't a big game.

So to sunmarize Daves post McQueen came on for his premier league debut and had a good game.

So after all the hype about security and passport numbers needed all they did was scribble people's name on the tickets.

Laughable wrong About what? There was march, there were many, many anti terror banners in a march that went for far, far longer with far more people involved than the short bit of "evidence" you were able to provide. Many people, myself included have criticised Muslims for not doing enough, now they've done it some people are saying that's wrong as well. So what "evidence" has proven me wrong pal?

The responses are brilliant, only 5 banners apparently I stood there in the pub window and watched the whole things and can tell you that there were hundreds, if not thousands of anti terror banners, perhaps my initial 50% was over the top but it was certainly a hell of a lot more than the 1% someone who didn't see it but watched a 30 second clip is claiming As for the anti terror march, first off Muslims are slated for not doing enough to condemn ISIS then when they do that's wrong as well because it's stopped people getting across London for an hour.

Maybe that wasn't the reason for the match but a good percentage, more than 50% I'd say, were carrying anti terrorism banners. Surely a good thing?

One of the first things I did was check to see if it had been reported anywhere and can't find it at anywhere. As someone that has critisced Muslims in the past for not condemning their own anywhere near enough what i saw Today was eye opening and made me realise perhaps I was wrong as I would say 10,000 is a consecutive estimate. The march was about 20 people wide and went on for a good 20 Minutes. Lots of flags banners and chanting about British Muslims being anti terror. If this isn't news worthy given the current climate then something is seriously wrong with the Uk media.

Huge anti terrorism march in London today. Just walked right by me in picadilly, went on for about 20 minutes and thousands of Muslims carrying flags and banners with "Islam is peace" "I'm a British Muslim I condemn terrorism" id guess at about 10,000 on the march. Good on them.

ignore the haters St Mike, I liked them, they were funny, original and catchy. It'll really annoy of Palarse to hear us taking the p*ss out of their bird! This season represents a great opportunity to get some great songs going and some old classics! We can have bags full of banter with the opposition fans and players alike. Everton - We can bring back the "look like a wotsit" song for Koeman! Spuds - How funny would it be to chant "potato" over and over again at them in a Keith Lemon voice, they're so stupid they probably wouldn't get it! Leicester - AFter last season love in where we sang "you're gonna win the league" This year we can stick it to them with "you're gonna win f*ck all" Bournemouth - Obvious "You're just a sh*t strawberry, sh*t Strawberry, you're just a sh*t strawberry" Middlesbourgh - "you're in the middle of no where, you're in the middle of no where" Swansea - "just ugly ducklings, you're just ugly ducklings" Proper Banter opportunities

I expect fitzhugh fella is about to spontaniously combust.

Is Jack Wilshire injured again? Odd how he gets in the squad for the Euros when he only plays 3 games in a season yet now he's playing regularly for Bournemouth he can't get in.

What a strange thing to do. Why doesn't he buy one season ticket and save the money he spends buying the other one he sells for next years season ticket?