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ignore the haters St Mike, I liked them, they were funny, original and catchy. It'll really annoy of Palarse to hear us taking the p*ss out of their bird! This season represents a great opportunity to get some great songs going and some old classics! We can have bags full of banter with the opposition fans and players alike. Everton - We can bring back the "look like a wotsit" song for Koeman! Spuds - How funny would it be to chant "potato" over and over again at them in a Keith Lemon voice, they're so stupid they probably wouldn't get it! Leicester - AFter last season love in where we sang "you're gonna win the league" This year we can stick it to them with "you're gonna win f*ck all" Bournemouth - Obvious "You're just a sh*t strawberry, sh*t Strawberry, you're just a sh*t strawberry" Middlesbourgh - "you're in the middle of no where, you're in the middle of no where" Swansea - "just ugly ducklings, you're just ugly ducklings" Proper Banter opportunities

I expect fitzhugh fella is about to spontaniously combust.

Is Jack Wilshire injured again? Odd how he gets in the squad for the Euros when he only plays 3 games in a season yet now he's playing regularly for Bournemouth he can't get in.

What a strange thing to do. Why doesn't he buy one season ticket and save the money he spends buying the other one he sells for next years season ticket?

Was the Oldham game the one where there was a sit in after the match on the Milton? I remember it starting well with about 1,000 or so there, after about 2 minutes the stewards saying for everyone to get out and duly everyone obliged and cleared off, one of the worst protests I've ever seen

I was trying to remember what game I was at when there was a really low crowd against a northern team in a night game and it was that Scarborough one, didn't we beat them 1-0 with MLT scoring the winner? I thought the crowd was about 6-7,000 though?

So who's going first Puel or the diamond?

How was it costly? We've won four of our last 5. But for a disgraceful series of referring errors we'd be unbeaten in 7 and just once in 9.

This is the most exciting thing to happen to our club since the installation of bar code scanners! Genuinely chuffed as easy to do business with needs to be our motto as we move towards to 2020s.

He likes dwarf midfielders?

Cook yourself some latkes, stick a skull cap on and menorah in your window. Also just have a cup of red wine as anyone who drinks in excess is a dangerous person according to the Torah.

I suppose it'll depend on the position what they look for wont it. For the positions requiring pace and power they'll look for athletic black kids and team them how to play football. For the positions requiring intelligence and skill they'll look for the white kids of can learn quickly.

I don't think we were poor, west ham dropped 11 men behind the ball as soon as we had it and we weren't moving it quickly enough to create space. The first time we did that we scored and then the penny seemed to drop. First half I'd say we were efficient, in control of the game without really threatening too much, second half was a different story, apart from one spell of about 2 minutes we were totally dominant, cutting them open time and again and we really should have had more than 3. We really do look a good side with a decent squad. Redmond is starting to look the real deal and with a bit of work on his shooting and final ball he is going to be a quality addition for us. Romeu is a bit of an unsung star in the side, looks a really good defensive midfielder now and along with the two centre halves gives us a good base. Really looking forward to seeing how Boufal comes I to the side and how much more Redmond develops and with Charlie Austin I the side we carry a real goal threat now. We might not finisher higher than 6th this season but I think we're well placed for an existing season with some good attacking football and a run in the cups.

This doesn't tie in with the media wise anti saints agenda, are you sure you didn't mishear?

It's it boring day after day hearing about what Jose has said, what Pep thinks of it all and look at Jurgen wearing a Beatles t-shirt, what a guy! I see how the cup draw was hailed as Jose v Pepe round 2 FFS. The celebrity manager thing is certainly one of the most boring things about modern football.

The Chapel Kop pal, without a doubt. Although some people prefer to sit elsewhere and watch in awe at the noise and passion that cascades down from the terraces.

All aboard the banter bus http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/131843274411?_mwBanner=1 This would be quality

What's the theme for fancy dress for Milan? Also "he's got a tiramisu on his head" is going to sound epic with 8,700 saints fans signing it. #terracebantz

When I'm managing teams on football manager and one of my strikers has a loss of form I'll drop him and bring him on the next game with 30 minutes to go and they usually score. It worked when I took Plymouth from bottom of the conference to world club champions in 10 seasons.

Mines a cross of St George with a stone island badge one side, saints badge the other and "Sinners since 1885"

Are you every happy Fitz? You don't like the way we're run, you don't like the current or any other owner we've had, you don't like the manager, you seemly don't like many of the players. Now after a decent win all that's on your mind is making it into a pop at your least favorite player, which is some achievement from Tadic by the way. Every silver lining has a cloud in your world it seems. I thought history was written by the victors? Doesn't seem to apply in your case now does it. Surely any modern history book you'll ever right on the club will be the biggest tale of woe since Juliet and her Romeo.

Lots of players with intelligence but very light on pace and power by the looks of it.

Utter horsesh*t. Being accused of being an unstable creep by someone like you :lol:

Please explain What's being a c*nt about suggesting if someone who has lived in Italy, know football and presumably speaks Italian call up the club in that country and help out their fellow saints fans by confirming if this is true? Oh no, rather than do that she's getting abusive and calling people c*nts without even knowing what they've posted. Utterly pathetic behaviour and the usual abusive insults I've recieved for years from this individual.

Who was the poster on here that used to live in Italy? They used to go on about it all the time, can't remember what their name was though. Maybe they could call inter and speak to them in Italian and ask them if this is true? Would certainly help having someone with extensive expertise of Italy to lend a hand.