Convict Colony

why not do both

This is her feeding her cat

Not seen this anywhere else but he just gave an interview to transfermakt about coming here - http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/saints-winger-mane-quot-we-have-not-reached-our-goals-yet-quot-/view/news/188428

Its a badass stripe, I am off to get one tomorrow

Mane is fast becoming one of my favourite players purely down to his desire to play in short sleeve shirts no matter how cold or wet it is. He did it again in training today while the other wimps are wearing jackets, he's bad ass.

what's happening with Callum Slattery ? can he sign pro forms yet or is he still stalling (according to an old mirror article)

Don't deny him the move I do however have a problem with how he and lovren went about it, hence those 2 deserve utter scorn. No probs with Luke/Ricky or Callum

We must be training hard in over elaborate shooting techniques but I for one would be keen for quick sharp shooting school happening.

can we not ****ing score jesus ****ing christ as someone above says we were ****ing world beaters until we get into the final 30yrds. No longer care about "excellent final ball" "excellent delivery" as that means **** all when your not finding a man to assist. We have serious goal scoring problems and I think the worm has turned.

Going for a lucky gif ahead of the 2nd half

Am on my 5th lucky wine

I like the way he runs aggressively at the defence, he has been the most probing of our midfielders he's been excellent apart from never scoring :-0

Davis should look at the amount of goals he has before he shoots, pass to pelle/mane/elia is preferred over shooting

Posted this on the Still thread so thought I'd chuck it on here, rough science based on the season so far.

Ask him how he comes up with his different tricks to beat his man (he is quality at making defenders look stupid) as I remember Ronaldinho used to find stuff on YouTube and practice it at training.

Just tell Vic that Lallana sent some Scouse criminals down to rob his house.

Have to say the only defectors I don't like are Lovren and Lallana for the way they went about forcing moves through. Lambert was a good deal for him so we said thanks for your service. Chambers/Shaw I think we quite happily made those moves given the money on offer.

Harry Kane is one of their own don't you know !

loving how stoked the bench and Elia and Big Vic were for the winner, proper happy.

yeah wasn't too bothered about the table as I just wanted to see what the average points performance was and what was required to beat our forecast total to try and see how plausible each team was, I think Liverpool really need to start winning a lot of games to have a chance.

Just wanted to update the stats for the current standings of the top 7 based on performance to date this season and try and give a semblance of who based on previous form is forecast to end where, for the purposes of this I am rounding down the forecast number. to 1 decimal place. I know there are play each other factors etc but I wanted to see what the average point return has been thus far and look at what they would need if all things being equal we meet our forecasted total. Chelsea - currently averaging 2.3pts a game - Forecast total - 88pts Man City - currently averaging 2pts a game - Forecast total - 77pts Saints - currently averaging 1.8pts a game - Forecast total 71pts Man U - currently averaging 1.8pts a game - Forecast total 69pts - They would need another 27pts to equal our forecast at 1.9 a game average which is 0.1 improvement on current form. Spurs - currently averaging 1.7pts a game - Forecast total 68pts - They need another 28pts to equal our forecast at 2pts a game average which is a 0.3pts improvement on their season. Arsenal - currently averaging 1.7pts a game - Forecast total 66pts - They need another 29pts to equal our forecast at 2.1pts a game average which is a 0.4pts improvement on their season. Liverpool - currently averaging 1.6pts a game - Forecast total 61pts - They need another 32 points to equal our forecast at 2.2pts a game average which is a 0.6pts improvement on their season. I think the Europa league and Champs league will see an impact on Liverpool and Arsenal, I expect Spurs to begin to drop points as their fixtures both in europe and league is very very tough plus they have had so many last minute winners to sneak 3pts its unbelievable mainly due to Eriksen and Kane whose form must drop off eventually for a few games. West Ham and Liverpool games massive, if we come out of these games well then I think Europe is definitely on as we take advantage of more rest and recovery than the others.

He's probably knackered and strolling back to his spot

Just reviewed this and our average has dropped form 72 to 71pts based on current stats.

I love reading the RAWK its hilarious, the Redcafe is a bit more sensible though. So happy with the win but goals drying up from Pelle and Tadic along with JWP/Davis super drought is worrying (pun intended).