Convict Colony

There should be a 500 post minimum before you can start a thread, that would solve the majority but the most committed trolls.

Maybe the small squad and amount of games has resulted in a lot of out key players just being fatigued. Clyne/Bertrand must be knackered by now.

Alpine hears the result and gets on saintsweb

yeah this, I've we are gonna lose though I'd at least like to get some match experience out of it so start introducing youngsters the more the game goes on.

Wish I really hadn't said Gazza is better at kicking that kelvin and fraser on the build up thread

You've inspired me to bung a tenner on it.

Fark, Davis bottled it, Reed didn't challenge, went through Jose's legs and Gazza had no chance. We will struggle to score based on previous away games

Think this will be a fair test for him, he showed last season v cardiff away he can do alright and our defence today is much better than that day. Hope he can put together a nice display and his kicking should be much better than wee had from kelvin and fraser. Good to see Harry getting a chance as well, this is what we should be doing now playing some younger guys and giving them a go to help assess them.

Yeah boredom and booze are a heady combination

Drunk as fark I need a app that breath tests me before getting in here

hahahaha you got me

decided the pic I posted was very funny it also had an element of borderline rascism and the left liberal part of me (very very small) thought I'd take it down lest anyone gets offended (I realise all these boobies is sexist but I can only repent once a day). So for your consideration for reading this here are more boobies.

Many hands make light work

Found one of Bearsy being super keen in the strip club

Just to derail this thread even further (apologies any ladies but I presume just Lou)

I am also trying to get more gifs posted in da house cos no one ever seems to post them and they always make me chuckle hence my crusade to use this functionality.

just looked her up and yeah its her alright, all I saw was a funny mindblown gif with knockers

I did think on that previously but they can afford Lukaku's wages and Baines wages, I don't know what they are but I would of thought they'd be above 60k a week easily ?

think I might start a "lucky thong "jiggly bresticles" gif for the match day thread to upgrade on the nuns. Here's a few examples I a thinking of introducing, thoughts ? Also found one of Lou watching the game on tv, Lou you really should be buying adults tshirts by now and your diet is appalling

Yeap I'd agree with that, we are now sort of occupying that everton/spurs/liverpool position of not being good enough to get to the champions league but unlike those 3 clubs can't offer major salaries as compensation. My only hope is that the finite amount of positions in anyone team and a lack of desire to never play but get paid loads will soon mean that the likely slots for our players will soon fill up and they stay with us a bit longer.

Nando's South Africa always did funny adverts, here are a couple of samples. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97AIRy5Z5U https://youtu.be/_R7vu9SuxaQ https://youtu.be/u1EX--vdxh4