Block 5

Yes!!!!

Yes! Love scotch eggs. Incidentally, Christopher Shale had three inserted in his anus when they found him in that Glastonbury portaloo. Obviously the police and coroner have hushed that up.

Gay?

I think the world will end before next April so it's all rather academic really. HTH.

Or, the team could all dress up in hilarious 'It's a Knockout' costumes and run out to the Benny Hill theme music.

I'd like the pitch to be iced over and for the team to be led out by Torvill & Dean, who would then perform their Bolero routine.

Word on the street is that Cortese will not be spending anything on transfers this season but has decided to spunk the lot on hookers and coke. He will be inviting 6 lucky ST holders to join in the fun. I've got my invite, have you had yours?

But what of conservatism? This is the age of austerity after all? What would David Cameron think? Dear oh dear, Dune!

Acne

Kids at festies is wrong. That said, festies these days are pretty tame, middle class affairs. The last of the truly great anarchic festivals was Treworgey Tree Fayre in 1989. Anyone else lucky enough to have gone? http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/treworgey-tree-fayre-1989.html

I want one of those.

I'd start checking the situation vacant pages if I were you.

No worries. Swiftkey gets better and better as it 'learns' from you. I tend to us the predictive facility a lot which is first class.

SaintBobby and de-fence are having a right old gay-off in this thread.

Try Swiftkey X Beta (phone).

Membership = pointless.

Daevid Allen - 'Seven Drones'.

More TV money. Good.

This. FFS get a professional to do it. These p1sspoor home made efforts are an embarrassment

In the truck today: The Pentangle - 'Basket of Light' Ronnie Jordan & DJ Krush - 'Bad Brothers' John Coltrane - 'Blue Train'

This confessional thread is the internet forum equivalent of the FA Cup game against Bristol Rovers a few seasons ago.

Drug addled freaks! PS. I have some tip top mum n dad for sale.

This thread has induced a serious bout of self harming.

This forum is **** these days. So many posters are utter tools.