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If true, just as bad. But how do you know? What is wrong with this world? Can't the club employ people who actually support the team.

I dislike Sibley. Bet he's a grecians fan like that p1sspoor pitch announcer plank.

The concourse. HTH.

He did ok at Plympton, but every other game I saw him in he was gash. If we'd signed him I would start self-harming again.

IMHO Castlemorton was a free party and not a festival. I was DJing at free parties all over the country in those days; and knew most of the crews running rigs ie. DiY, Circus Warp, Spiral Tribe, Lazyhouse etc. If you were regularly going to free parties, chances are we've danced in the same muddy field together.

Gong - 'Flying Teapot'.

Ah, of course. I thought that I'd better check. Not that it's an issue or anything.

Yes!!!!

Yes! Love scotch eggs. Incidentally, Christopher Shale had three inserted in his anus when they found him in that Glastonbury portaloo. Obviously the police and coroner have hushed that up.

Gay?

I think the world will end before next April so it's all rather academic really. HTH.

Or, the team could all dress up in hilarious 'It's a Knockout' costumes and run out to the Benny Hill theme music.

I'd like the pitch to be iced over and for the team to be led out by Torvill & Dean, who would then perform their Bolero routine.

Word on the street is that Cortese will not be spending anything on transfers this season but has decided to spunk the lot on hookers and coke. He will be inviting 6 lucky ST holders to join in the fun. I've got my invite, have you had yours?

But what of conservatism? This is the age of austerity after all? What would David Cameron think? Dear oh dear, Dune!

Acne

Kids at festies is wrong. That said, festies these days are pretty tame, middle class affairs. The last of the truly great anarchic festivals was Treworgey Tree Fayre in 1989. Anyone else lucky enough to have gone? http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/treworgey-tree-fayre-1989.html

I want one of those.

I'd start checking the situation vacant pages if I were you.

No worries. Swiftkey gets better and better as it 'learns' from you. I tend to us the predictive facility a lot which is first class.

SaintBobby and de-fence are having a right old gay-off in this thread.

Try Swiftkey X Beta (phone).

Membership = pointless.

Daevid Allen - 'Seven Drones'.