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He missed 2 absolute sitters today. If I hadn't been there to see them I wouldn't have believed they were so easy.

Go away, read up on it and then, perhaps, just may be, you'll understand why Saints can't be paying players £80k a week.

I'm much more concerned with keeping RK in I'm honest.

I did indeed and when they decided not to take up their option Utd moved straight in and it was all sorted in days. Corky was told the same details a couple of days later by a Utd board member.

As I said a couple of weeks ago, the fella who told me about Shaw to Utd early last Jan has said that Utd/Saints/Clyne have reached "an agreement in principal". His connection is Utd end.

I loved the 80s but then leaving school in 83 meant I spent lots of it at sea, drunk, off my tits or fu cking any Doris I could get my kn0b into.

Yep, I did the same.

As I've said on many an occasion, Kitty is in Barbados for a reason.

I'm taking my Merckx to France in the summer for the annual family holiday. We won't be far from the Pyrenees and I'll be doing some classic TdF climbs. I expect to be riding every day with the blessing of the Mrs and kids.

Just asked my Mrs and kids what they think mong means. Mrs says Mong, short for Mongol as in downs. Son says mong is the same as 'tard meaning someone really thick. Daughters say mong means "special" as in SEN. For me it's always meant someone doing something utterly stupid.

IIC Pogba didn't sign through choice.

Also watched an Aussie film called Mystery Road. Achingly beautifully shot.

So one person says it and I becomes gospel? Mongboard mythology at its finest.

Wolf Hall has been some of the finest TV I've ever seen.

I watched Lucy last night with the lad. It was utter Shiite but the lad enjoyed it. Saw Boyhood with he Mrs. Not my sort of film but brilliantly made.

Number 1 CoC.

Which is why so many despise them.

Rode my new bike home from the LBS today. Bloody hell it's quick, really quick.

Cause nothing in the papers is ever leaked by the clubs.

I grew up believing that the Midlands started and Winchester, the North started at the M4.

Keep dreaming.

What am I missing??

AM have a £1.5m clause. We've no chance alas.

LOL. As if anything said on here matters in the real world.

Big boys come knocking and that'll be that. The lad really is top draw.