Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Adams and Ings to reunite at Wolves?

Our inability to kill teams off with a second goal has come back to bite us on the arse, again. Until we start putting space between us and the opposition this will happen. Our inability to score goals is concerning given our attacking options.

I have a spare Equality warm up shirt from this season that I'm looking to sell. The shirt is a medium in size and comes with the certificate of authenticity from The Saints Foundation. There were only auctioned on eBay a week ago. I won one but so did my wife, who was going to give me the shirt as a present, until she discovered I'd also won one. I think most of these sold for over £100. Open to sensible offers.

I'm looking for one of the Saints Retro shirts that they seem to have stopped doing. It's the 1986-87 Home Shirt with the Draper Tools sponsorship. Basically the original version of this seasons home shirt. I've Seena few Chinese made copies but I'm after the one that was available in the club shop last season. Any adult size. Cheers.

With the exception of 1 or 2 players, every member of our team has premiership experience and should be more than good enough at this level. Only 1 or 2 of them currently look like they'd get into a Premiership team. The reason they're not performing is because we've got a manager who isn't getting the best out of them and is trying to play a style of football not suited to The Championship. You need to be physical and direct to get out of this league and we're just not strong enough. We lack a leader on the field and we lack a manager with a plan B. If our board had anything about them they'd get rid of Martin immediately and go and get someone with an old wise head on their shoulders just to get us up. Wilder, Warnock, Allardyce, Potter. Any of them would get more out of this lot.

Ahh well, at least we get a Derby against the skates next season.

Russell Martin, just Fuck Off you absolute wankstain.

Is he still here? Our fans could learn a thing or two from Ajax fans about how to show the board their discontent.

Just fuck off. Starting to hate this prick as much as I hate Nathan Jones.

Just fuck off, Russell. You wouldn't believe that things could be worse than last season.... but they are.

Should've been dropped after that performance on Friday. Lazy shit, strolling around, ball watching.

Russell's half time team talk.

3-1 to Ipswich. We either need an experienced defensive coach to joint the staff or just fuck Martin off now and bring in a manager with experience of getting out of this league. Neil Warnock, despite all his faults would do a better job than RM.

After correctly predicting a 4-1 win for Leicester I'm going for 3-1 to Ipswich. 😩 If we want to get out of this league then Neil Warnock is available.

All that money and they can't afford a defensive coach. Russell Martin is a clueless cunt!

Fuck me, we are shit. In 5 games we've now conceded 16 goals. That's relegation form!

Don't understand that starting lineup? Why start Mara when we have Fraser, who given his time at Newcastle would probably have thrived against their biggest rivals. Why no Charles when he could have offered some protection to the two centre backs, who've never played together before? Still not sure about Edozie. I'd have put A. Armstrong out there and let Che play the central role. So many bizarre decisions.

Fuck me. That rocket up them at half time really did the trick didn't it. 😩

BBC reporting that Stewart has failed his medical. They're saying that he failed it because of the current Achilles injury that he has. Who knows?

Any truth in the Miovski and Shankland rumours? Guess that's all they were.... Rumours.

Press linking Saints with Cody Drameh, again. Did anyone see his performance for Leeds at the weekend? Came on in the 24th minute and was substituted at half time after a shocking 21 minutes of football. We're talking Ali Dia standard. God help us if we end up with Drameh and Bree as our right backs.

Brandon Williams has gone to Ipswich on a season long loan. I'm.sure that'll go down well with Norwich fans. I know it's irrelevant but think i'd rather have had him than Holgate.

It's a tricky one. Had Blackburn been promoted then this wouldn't have been seen as a bad idea. I think you have to try and put a value on what his goals are worth. It's like Harry Kane going to Bayern. Ok, Spurs got 100m but if they don't score goals and don't make the top 4 then they'll lose a huge sum of money and you have to say that it would have been better to keep him. As a club, are we better taking a gamble that his goals will help us get promoted or do we want to sell him for what seems like a relatively small amount and risk not having those goals at all?

This seems like a crazy deal to me. The press (if they're to be believed) are reporting that we want £5m up front. Why on early would we take £5m for a proven striker at this level? Who can we replace him with for £5m??? Surely we'd be better telling him he has to stay and getting some value out of him. I'd rather let him go for free when his contract expires. His potential to score goals in the Championship must be worth more than £15m with only £5m up front? Ok, the rest would be due in installments but if it's anything like the James Beattie deal, we'll never see that money.