Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Jason Wilcox wants a young and up coming coach. Let's be honest, the last two up and coming coaches (Jones & Selles) didn't exactly go to plan. What is it with this club not wanting anything to do with experience?

Same old shit. Clueless and gutless. A complete fucking embarrassment. This will end about 6-1.

I still don't understand what anyone saw in Jones? If I could attend 4-6 Luton games a season with friends and family and see that the bloke was a complete Charlatan then how did the so called professionals not spot this? Jones had great back room staff. As for him, he just shouted a lot and kissed and thumped the badge on his top. I've never saw him do anything that changed a game.

Tella isn't coming back!

Except he didn't. His success at Luton was down to the backroom staff. All Joes did was shout and thump his chest. Tactically he was clueless.

I keep seeing Parker, Vieira and Gerrard's names cropping up but what about Rooney? Would he be a viable option? Got a lot of credit for the way he got Derby playing whilst it was all going to shit around him.

He never should have got the job. Letting him take charge was as crazy as Lampard going to Chelsea. Had we got a manager in we might have stood a chance of survival. Don't even get me started on the Jones appointment. How is it that I could see what a prick he was from watching Luton games, yet our board thought he was the next big thing?

Wankers, the lot of them. Players, management and directors. Still in with a slim chance of survival and this lot can't be bothered to show up, yet again. How can they go to Arsenal and play like they did and then put in a dog shit performance like this at home. I'd offload the fucking lot of them. Cunts.

City to score 4 or more at 5/1. Haaland hatrick at 7/2. May as well try and make some more money from our sorry demise.

Potter would be ideal for us. Gut says he'll got to Leicester.

Never understand how Moi gets a start ahead of S. Amtrong.

Utter shite. The club is rotten to the core.

They really are a sad bunch of cunts. Every week they seem to celebrate us losing more than their own team winning. They're still singing about sending the scummers down. That was 20 years ago! Pricks.

This morning I was optimistic for a change. I fancied a pointy or maybe even a win. Took one look at the team and thought, ahhh bollocks. That's another defeat. Absolutely amazed at the result and delighted l. Got to feel for the lads that they're still bottom after that result. Same as after beating Everton. A huge win and still didn't get us off the bottom.

I was mildly optimistic of us sneaking a point or maybe even nicking a win. Looking at that lineup I think the outcome is inevitable. 😩

Let Selles have his cup final on Saturday. Saints beat Chelsea. Potter gets sacked. Hey Presto, Saints have their new manager. 😉

Marsch doesn't understand the role of a winger. Watch the way Leeds played under him - everything down the middle. Even when it wasn't working he persisted with it. I have a feeling he'll get the job but God knows why.

You just know we'll employ some muppet like Marsch. He'll guide us to a win at Chelsea and they'll sack Potter, by which time we'll have missed out on Potter by a matter of days. 😩

Everyone ready for Ted Lasso (Jesse Marsch)?

Are you for real? Just look at my posts back when he was appointed. I tried to explain that I regularly attend Luton games and that I had only ever seen a man who was a complete egomaniac, managing a team with no real tactics. The real credit at Luton should go to the likes of Mick Harford and the backroom staff... Not Nathan Jones. At the time, I was told to stop being so negative and to fuck off back to Luton. Interestingly, Luton have got themselves a decent manager in Rob Edwards. Tactically they look miles better than when the chest thumping, badge kissing prick was barking from the touchline. I hated him at Luton. I hate him even more at Southampton. We've had some shit managers but this wanker takes the biscuit.

I told you all that he was a clueless prick. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I reckon the vast majority will go. There will be plenty of Prem clubs circling like vultures. Adams, JWP, KWP, Bazunu, Lavia, Bednarek, all gone. The four signings who joined in Jan will all have get out clauses so they'll be sold. The likes of Djenepo, Diallo & Lyanco will go abroad. Edozie will go to a newly promoted side or a lower table prem team. Stu A back to Scotland or a newly promoted team. Bella, Salisu, & Ely will be off too. The only players I see staying are the likes of McCarthy, Bree, Perraud, Adam Armstrong, Larios. Simeu and Smallbone will come back from loan. Small will come back and be sold as there seems to be interest in him. There will be a couple of new signings and the rest will be made up from youth players making the step up to the first team.

Meanwhile, while all this shit was going on, Tella scored 2 more tonight! But hey, why bring back a player who is on form and has played in the Premiership when you can spunk millions on a Croat who can't even get in the first team?

I thought it was Take That.