Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Utter ****e. Just how many times can they churn out the same old gags? Oh look, James May's left his car unattended, let's vandalise it. Oh Jeremy you're so funny. Idea for new TV show... Jeremy Clarkson flies the worlds most unreliable Aircraft.

Thanks for the warning, I'll steer clear. I only watched the first film a couple of months ago because a friend said it was amazing... I'll never trust their judgement of anything again. I thought it was sh1t. Megan Fox, or not. If you'r saying the second one is worse than the first then that's a good enough reason not to go. The last two films I've been to see have been dreadful (Away Days & Terminator salvation). You could have just spared me a hatrick of **** films. Thanks!

I would like to congratulate the BBC on their shocking coverage of Glastonbury. Once again we see 2 or 3 songs from an artist and then have to listen to Radio One DJ's talking utter sh*te. You can hear the band playing in the background yet someone has decided that the viewers would rather hear the opinions of a clueless **** who can't even get the name of the band right. Rant over... For today!

They said that the Swiss bid was the highest, and that Pinnacle couldn't get the money together. They went on to say the Pinnacle bid was pretty much dead and that the club would be sold within the next 2 weeks probably to the Swiss.

A report I read suggested that MJ was linked to the Swiss bid. WTF is going on?

I was at Wembley when Luton Town won the JP trophy. The fans used the oportunity to continue their protest against the FA. It was an amazing turn out and if every clubs fans showed their passion and dedication then I'm sure the Football league would sit up and start to take notice. Sadly, they seem to be very good at upsetting clubs one at a time. Absolute ******s!

You only have to look at the way the FL shafted Luton Town to see that they do what the f*ck they like, when they like. A complete bunch of tossers!

You obviously know better so I don't need to share anything any more.

So KK isn't coming. I hate to say it, but I told you! My source is usually spot on and it looks like he was correct again!

Just for the record. The WGS link to P*mpey is still ongoing. As their sale has not yet been agreed they are not in a position to appoint a new manager just yet. I spoke to somebody yesterday who said there is still a very good chance WGS will go there.

Ffs. Never!

Right. Keegan is not coming - FACT! There will be a new manager and he does have a Saints link so that should keep some of you happy, although I think quite a few will be disappointed.

I F*cking give up! How many times do you need telling that he's not coming!!! For the last time... KEVIN KEEGAN IS NOT THE NEW SAINTS MANAGER! Now can we please move on?

Like I said before. Stop getting so wound up. He's not coming! He came for an informal chat and wasn't interested. Not enough money on the table for him, or to do the rebuilding job. All I can say is that there will be a new manager and there is a Saints link which will please the fans.

I've just bet myself a cheese sandwich that he won't come. He's not coming - FACT! Now stop getting excited.

On the school field practicing my 200m for sports day. A mate made a special journey from the school canteen to the bottom of the playing field just to tell me.

Probably because it was taken straight after he'd tried to guess how many M&M's were in the jar at the chipping norton summer fete.

I've not got round to downloading the kit designing software so here's a rough idea I knocked up in Powerpoint. Perhaps you could work your magic and produce this design in photoshop?

Stick with the Green theme mate. It's different as there ain't may teams who wear Green kits in England. How about something completely different like Orange or Purple???

That Green kit is superb. I've been saying we should have a green away kit for years. At last something completely different. Makes a change to yelllow, yellow or yellow.

Saw it today and thought it was ****. I'm sick of seeing films that have no real story and simply rely on special effects to keep you watching. When are these film makers going to start making action movies that have a decent plot to follow? The story didn't seem to follow on from T3. That said, T3 was pretty awful so perhaps they decided the less said about that, the better. The Arnie bit was badly executed, and the ending was more cheesy than a bag of wotsits. Just watching T2 on ITV2 to remind myself how a Terminator film should be. This new series of Terminator films is just an easy buck for the silm studios. We all know the background, as that is explained throughout T1-T3. All they are doing is filling it the bits that we didn't see in the first couple of films. It's just telling the story from a different angle. I'm sure there will be a 5th, and possibly 6th film as it will always pull an audience. Sometimes you can take things too far. I can't help but feel that this is one of those occasions.

Home shirt is ok. The yellow kit looks like a third shirt we had back in '94 when we were sponsored by Dimplex. The White shirt looks like an updated version of the away shirt from a couple of seasons ago.

Except that isn't Blackburn's new away strip. It's last seasons. This years is all white. Change the blue bits to black and it would make a great away kit for us.

What's the software that people are using to desing these kits? Where can I get my hands on a copy? Cheers.

Ok, so the home shirt should be Red and White, but what is there that says the away kit has to be yellow and blue? Why not get really creative and design something completely new for a new era? New colours etc.