Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Shocking series. Once again the something gets dragged out and ruins what was once a good idea.

How about this for an away shirt?

I'll get there in the end...

Ooops!

Didn't the Saints fans sing 'We've got more prostitutes' to the Ipswich fans? The classic one for me will always be 'Swing Low, swing Rupert Lowe, swing him from the Itchen bridge'.

I said this a couple of years ago and I'll say it again. The club ain't going anywhere until we have a Green away kit. Don't ask me why, I've just got a feeling that a Green away kit would bring us good fortune. Perhaps someone with some creativity could show us some 'Green' designs?

I saw 'Awaydays' last weekend. The film is publicised as being about the Tranmere Rovers firm in 1979, but the Football hooligan element is a very small part of the story. Whilst they've done a great job with making the film look like it was shot in '79, and they've selected some good new wave music for the soundtrack, this can't save the film from being nothing short of dreadful. A very weak story with shallow characters, bad acting, and some terrible accents. Avoid at all costs!

WGS will be confirmed as the new P*mpey manager early next week. You heard it here first folks.

He's having talks with P*mpey!

Not bothered if he goes. Don't rate him. His attitude is a joke.

Was just thinking the same.

It's got to be Green.

Jamie Scowcroft - Out of Contract at Palace. HCDAJFU.

Got nothing against Spurs personally. I'd rather see them win something than any of the current top four. Whenever I watched them they always seem to try and play decent football. Biggest mistake they've made in recent years is not giving Martin Jol enough time. He was doing a decent job and should have never been replaced by Ramos. As for 'Arry, he's done well this season. Probably because he's been backed by the Chairman and left alone to do the job. Maybe if RL hadn't interferred so much and allowed HR to do what he does, then we wouldn't be in the position we're in now.

No, I won't be telling you that the Smiths are reforming because they are not. However, The Stone Roses are! The stumbling block was Ian Brown. Mani, Reni and Squire have been up for it for some time, but Ian Brown wasn't interested. When you see the amonunt of money that they are going to be paid you can see why Brown has changed his mind. The Roses never made a penny from their past work so this is an ideal opportunity for them to address that.

You heard it here first folks. The Roses have reformed and will tour this year. Can't give you all the details at the moment as it's all under wraps but watch this space. I'll give as much info as I can without getting in deep sh1t.

My views on this are simple. Jan should go, he is out of his depth. We need someone who can come in and get results. Simple! Rupert Lowe, if you do nothing else this season then please please please put your hand in your pocket and get us a manager who can do the job. In the long term it will be well worth the expenditure. If you do not do it now then you really will pay the price, with relegation! I believe we have good enough players just get someone in who can get the best out of them. I'm not asking you to go out and buy a whole new team, just a manager who knows what he is doing. Derby, Forest & Norwich have all replaced their managers as they know how important it is to stay in this league. Please Rupert, sort it out and win back what little respect the fans have for you!

Just wondered what has happened to Chris Perry as he hasn't been in the squad for the last 2 games. Is he injured or has he been dropped?

Was it half empty like the gig at Old Trafford Cricket Ground? The Cardiff gig was moved from the Millenium stadium (capacity 74,000) to the Cardiff indoor arena (capacity 7,300). Sadly I think they've had their day.

It's a good return to form. Certainly better than 'Load', 'Re-Load' and 'St. Anger'. Which must mean that it's their best work since the Black album.

I saw Oasis at Buckly Tivoli near Chester in August 1994. I met the band after the gig and Noel bet me £5 that Man City would win the league... I think they got relegated that season. Anyway Mr. Gallagher, you owe me £5... plus interest!

You'd have to!

Really odd. I have Nero 7 and it doesn't have that feature. However, I downloaded a trial of Nero 8 and it has that feature plus loads of other stuff. Sadly the trial is only for 15 days so I need to get a product key from somewhere, otherwise I'm gonna have to shell out £40-£45

Thanks for the advice. That's really helpful. Sadly my version of Nero doesn't appear to have this facility. Do you know which versions support this feature?

Carol Smillie Hazel Irvine - Over a snooker table