Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Joseph Mills! And before you start, I know he's injured. But if fit he should be straight in the team.

I'm looking for programmes from the final home games from the last 2 seasons. That's Sheff Utd at home in 2008 and Burnley at home in 2009. Can anyone help or tell me where I may be able to get them? Cheers.

They've said that before. Phil Selway was on Breakfast news on Tuesday and they asked him if the 'no more albums' statement was true. He repilied 'Thom always says that when we are mid-way through recording something'. Guess we'll just have to wait and see. They've often talked about just releasing ep's. Fine with me. Alwyas preferred quality to quantity.

Made me laugh when he was going on about banning the players drinking. The words Pot & Kettle spung to mind. lol

I suggested Sodje weeks ago and was blasted for it. Now everybody seems to think he'd be a good addition. WTF!

No. But a mate who's an Ipswich fan was desperate for me to wear a Norwich shirt on the last day of last season. He was convinced it would help seal their relegation to L1.

Chester are my local team. They are in a real state. To be honest this could well be the final straw for them. I could go on for hours about events that have conspired against them, but to be honest I don't see the point. My gut feeling is that they should just call it a day. A sad way of looking at things but when you're in the position that they are it seems pointless continuing. The frightening thing is this. Obviously I'm a Saints fan. As a child my Grandad took me to Luton Town and I had a season ticket there in the late 80's. Living so far from Southampton makes it difficult to get to home games as often as I'd like, so I go and watch my local team - Chester City. I'm beginning to think that I may be a Jinx!

Got a feeling it will be 4-1 to Millwall.

It's ****e! Our worst shirt ever!

Please God! If they scrap Top Gear it might actually mean we get to see something other than repeats every night of the week, and re-runs on Dave.

Oh F*ck

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None! I see Christian Dailly has gone to Charlton.

Elbow & The Halle Orchestra at the Bridgewater Hall in Manchester earlier this month.... Very special indeed.

To be fair he plays a different roll than either John or Rasiak. He's not and out and out striker. He often plays behind the front 2 or wide right, so he could have actually fitted in quite well. Anyway, it's irrelevant as he didn't come and has gone elsewhere.

Warnock wanted to put him out on loan last season to try and get him fit following injury. Plymouth wanted him but he refused to go as he's settled in London. I think a couple of smaller clubs showed an interest but again he refused to go on loan and wanted to fight for his place at Palace. At the time he was confident he could earn a 1 year deal. Wotte also made an approach to take him on loan. Not sure of the full details but Warnock fell out with him big time because of his refusal to go anywhere on loan. Ultimately this lead to him being shown the door at Palace with no offer of a short term contract. He then had talks with Saints about a permanent move. This would have been over 6 weeks ago so it would have been instigated by Wotte. He said the talks didn't progress as nobody knew what was going on at the club. In the end he opted to go to Orient as one of his mates is manager there.

It is a suprise. He always scores against us and then calls me to gloat. He's still not 100% fit having missed nearly all of last season with an injury thanks to Neil Warnock insisting that he play before he was full recovered.

Just looking at the Orient score. I bet Jamie Scowcroft scored for Orient. We really should have signed him when we had the chance. And before you all start, we did have a chance. I know Jamie and he had talks with us.

Absolute rubbish! I one saw a plastic flower in a plant pot that danced when you played music. If that's not the most amazing thaing that 'Man' has achieved then I don't know what is?

This could go on forever, and to be perfectly honest I can't be arsed. You, like many others think it happened. I, like others do not. I've heard both sides of the story over the years and have drawn my conclusions from that. Now, about that guy whith the white beard and the red suit. You say he comes once a year, and he enters your house via the chimney...

You obviously have a problem understanding what did, or didn't happen, as you seem to think that I said I believed that story. At what point did I say that I believed that story? I simply said it was my favourite Moon landing story. I believe that as much as I believe the moon landings happened. It's quite amusing. That's all.

I don't believe it happened. Perhaps someone can tell me how they operated those Cameras in those space suits? I've seen the Cameras that they were supposed to have used and there's no way they could be operated by someone in a spacesuit. The other thing is that all the pictures are perfectly in frame. A near impossible task given that the Astronauts were unable to use a viewfinder at eyelevel. Anyway, on a lighter note. This has to be my favourite Moon Landing story... When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Granada Reports is our ITV evening news show here in the NW. Tonight on the show they did a feature about some guy from Manchester who got stuck down a drain whilst trying to retrieve a set of car keys. They asked viewers to text or e-mail in with their most embarrasing moment in public. The first e-mail they read out was from a guy from Ellesmere Port who said his most embarrasing moment was when he wore a Southampton shirt in public. **** taking bastard!!! Obviously some kind of P*mpey fan who thinks he's funny, despite the fact he cracked his joke on a TV show that's only seen by a handful of Saints fans. *****!

Him and Sodje would be great for the back 4.

I can't believe that there's only been 1 signing this week. Sack the manager & The board!