Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Please God! If they scrap Top Gear it might actually mean we get to see something other than repeats every night of the week, and re-runs on Dave.

Oh F*ck

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None! I see Christian Dailly has gone to Charlton.

Elbow & The Halle Orchestra at the Bridgewater Hall in Manchester earlier this month.... Very special indeed.

To be fair he plays a different roll than either John or Rasiak. He's not and out and out striker. He often plays behind the front 2 or wide right, so he could have actually fitted in quite well. Anyway, it's irrelevant as he didn't come and has gone elsewhere.

Warnock wanted to put him out on loan last season to try and get him fit following injury. Plymouth wanted him but he refused to go as he's settled in London. I think a couple of smaller clubs showed an interest but again he refused to go on loan and wanted to fight for his place at Palace. At the time he was confident he could earn a 1 year deal. Wotte also made an approach to take him on loan. Not sure of the full details but Warnock fell out with him big time because of his refusal to go anywhere on loan. Ultimately this lead to him being shown the door at Palace with no offer of a short term contract. He then had talks with Saints about a permanent move. This would have been over 6 weeks ago so it would have been instigated by Wotte. He said the talks didn't progress as nobody knew what was going on at the club. In the end he opted to go to Orient as one of his mates is manager there.

It is a suprise. He always scores against us and then calls me to gloat. He's still not 100% fit having missed nearly all of last season with an injury thanks to Neil Warnock insisting that he play before he was full recovered.

Just looking at the Orient score. I bet Jamie Scowcroft scored for Orient. We really should have signed him when we had the chance. And before you all start, we did have a chance. I know Jamie and he had talks with us.

Absolute rubbish! I one saw a plastic flower in a plant pot that danced when you played music. If that's not the most amazing thaing that 'Man' has achieved then I don't know what is?

This could go on forever, and to be perfectly honest I can't be arsed. You, like many others think it happened. I, like others do not. I've heard both sides of the story over the years and have drawn my conclusions from that. Now, about that guy whith the white beard and the red suit. You say he comes once a year, and he enters your house via the chimney...

You obviously have a problem understanding what did, or didn't happen, as you seem to think that I said I believed that story. At what point did I say that I believed that story? I simply said it was my favourite Moon landing story. I believe that as much as I believe the moon landings happened. It's quite amusing. That's all.

I don't believe it happened. Perhaps someone can tell me how they operated those Cameras in those space suits? I've seen the Cameras that they were supposed to have used and there's no way they could be operated by someone in a spacesuit. The other thing is that all the pictures are perfectly in frame. A near impossible task given that the Astronauts were unable to use a viewfinder at eyelevel. Anyway, on a lighter note. This has to be my favourite Moon Landing story... When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Granada Reports is our ITV evening news show here in the NW. Tonight on the show they did a feature about some guy from Manchester who got stuck down a drain whilst trying to retrieve a set of car keys. They asked viewers to text or e-mail in with their most embarrasing moment in public. The first e-mail they read out was from a guy from Ellesmere Port who said his most embarrasing moment was when he wore a Southampton shirt in public. **** taking bastard!!! Obviously some kind of P*mpey fan who thinks he's funny, despite the fact he cracked his joke on a TV show that's only seen by a handful of Saints fans. *****!

Him and Sodje would be great for the back 4.

I can't believe that there's only been 1 signing this week. Sack the manager & The board!

As I said earlier. Sodje would be an excellent signing if AP can get him. Come on Alan. Use your powers of persuasion! Danny Mills at RB would be a good addition. Better than Murty!

Sam Sodje. HCDAJFU

My concern is with our defenders. A mate who supports Luton Town said that Chris Perry had a nightmare in League One when he was with them. When I said that I was worried about him coming to Saints if he couldn't hack it in L1, his response was - He's better suited to the style and pace of Championship football. L1 is just far too physical for him. Not entirely sure what he meant by this, I guess time will tell.

Yep, Totally agree with you on that one. How old is Perry? Murty doesn't exactly inspire confidence either.

Ipswich supporting friend has just sent me a text to say that when he's interested he's a good player. When he can't be arsed (which is quite often by all accounts) he is shocking! Sounds like what we've already got :\

Don't get me wrong I'm glad to see that we are signing players, but I thought we had plenty of cover at L/B and L/M? Are our existing options (Molyneux, Mills etc.) really that bad? Surely it's Centre Backs that we need? A strong midfielder and a proven goalscorer would also be good additions, but I'm sure that will happen.

When are some people going to start looking to the future instead of dwelling on the past? LM did a great job for us, but that was 30 years ago. We are a completely different club now. Football has changed and I'm not convinced that somebody who did a great job 30 years ago has much to offer these days.

Never fogiven him for missing an empty goal from 6 yards out away at WBA the season we got relegated from the Prem. Had he put that away it could have been a different story. lol

Fair comment. I was simply trying to focus on his time in English football. Had I not mentioned this, then there would have been loads of people on here saying 'so where does WGS winning the Scottish Prem come into this'. You know how it is. lol