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My mate Paul Rode called his sons Milton & Archie.

I know why we got Butterfield on a free. He's massively over weight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjnuBTPOaKY

With Butterfield signed I can't see us offering Murty a deal now.

I'm not so sure that we'll **** this league. Infact, I'd bet anybody a Cheese sandwich that we don't **** it.

Don't think I've seen that one. lol The bird on the Halifax ad is called Sarah Applewood. Just found her website http://www.sarahapplewood.com. Check out the guestbook section. There's a classic in there!

Couldn't see it posted anywhere else. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2084935,00.html

Hate those bloody Halifax adverts, but I'm loving that blonde girl who drops her cup of tea on the table. Anyone else a fan? I've become quite warped about her.

I know he's an ex-saint, but who's idea was it to give Andy Townsend a job as a pundit. The man is a complete stroker and possible one of the worst TV pundits I've ever seen. However, the one person who has completely ****ed me off in this world cup and who has me reaching for the mute button on the TV remote is Mick McCarthy. What a ****! How he gets players to respond to his instruction is completely beyond me. The man seems to have made a living out of stating the obvious with a Yorkshire twang. Pearls of wisdom such as 'That's a foul, t'ref's got to sho im a card. He as, that's a yellow card'. And, 'Aye, how could he not score from there. T'easy from that distance. What kind o'player don't score from there'. ****! I'm suprised the players at Wolves havn't turned against him.

Any takes at £40 before it goes to Ebay? Cheers.

Blackberry Pearl 8120 mobile phone in dark purple. In excellent condition. In original box with CDrom, instruction book, charger, pocket case, headphones (never used) and USB data cable. On O2 but can be unlocked to operate on other networks. PM if you would like photos. £50 inc. Royal Mail registered post to a UK address. Cheers.

See, I told you that picture I showed you was the finished article. You said you thought it was nice when I showed you the pic. Or were you just being polite, hoping that it was a fake and that the actual shirt would be something completely different? Well sorry mate, It isn't. You've got 12 months of looking like a jockey or a Polo player See you tomorrow.

Just called my mate at Umbro. He said he was looking at a wall planner in his office and it clearly states 'Southampton Kit Launch' w/c 07.06.10. He also said there's been some changes to the shirt he showed me 4 weeks ago, but flatly refused to say what they were

My mate at Umbro has just sent me a text to say that the new Saints shirt launch is on thier schedule for next week. TBH I think we'd worked that out already. lol

Why has somebody started another 'lost' thread? There's already one in this section and it's pretty bloody hard to miss it!

Hello fellow citizen of Chester!!! I understand what you are saying... The island was real and everything that happened there actually happened, and the ALT timeline was their "purgatory" so to speak. That doesnt take away from the fact that everything that happened on the island was completely ridiculous and lots of it was left unexplained. for instance: Why do these energy pockets exist? Why can a guy get pushed into one and turn into a smoke monster that kills people and can inhabit dead bodies? Why does jacob have special powers? Why can hurley talk to dead people? What was the real significance of the numbers? Why can the island jump through time periods at the turn of a wooden wheel? Why do you appear in Tunisia when you turn said wheel? Why was Widmore thricked into leaving the island and what was hsi real motive for returning to the island? and many more ... The thing I found odd was that certain people like Walt, Michael, Eko weren't in Jack's Purgatory. Yet Penny Widmore (who never visited the island) was.

So they're all dead. 6 years and a load of nonsense to discover that :mad:

And if you do want to buy one they've not got any. I got a blue patrick kit and was told by the club shop to order an XL as the sizes are a bit small. When it arrived it was like a dress! I normally have a large but in this case a medium would have been fine. The XL they sold me is a joke. They probably just wanted to shift some stock I contacted the club who said they wouldn't exchange it.:smt076

Inclined to agree. I'm assuming that AP has a RB & CB lined up and maybe someone who can cover both positions? I've not been that impressed with Seabourne and it's still early days for Martin. Jaidi is knocking on, so i'm concerned about the likes of Thomas, James and Semi being released. However, I'm sure AP knows exactly who he wants for these positions so we'll just have to wait and see.

I do when every thread on a Saints forum seems to be talking about P*mpey. :confused:

Now you are starting to annoy me! I'm entitled to my opinion. :mad:

As I said in an earlier post. I'm sure our players would rather hear the fans getting behind them by singing Saints songs rather than anti-p*mpey songs. I couldn't understand the singing of anti-p*mpey songs to Carlisle fans at the JPT final. Totally irrelevant!

Some people are obsessed. Instead of wasting time and effort worrying about that lot, why not focus your attention on the team you support?

Where I live has nothing to do with it. Sadly I have to put up with Wrexham fans and Welsh people on a daily basis. Believe me, I'd rather live and work with Pompey fans than that lot

Won't be watching today as Saints ain't involved. However, I've got a feeling P*mpey will win. There's no pressure on them. Everybody is expecting them to get thrashed and in the past we've seen the rank favourites turn up thinking it's already sewn up only to get the shock of their lives.

You're obviously a jinx. If AP signs someone who he claims is going to be the next big thing, then do us all a favour and don't get his name on your shirt.