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Redmond slows the attack down. He always runs down blind alleys then plays it back into midfield by which time all the defenders are facing the right way leaving us with 2 banks of 4 in front of us. Very frustrating and not very entertaining An improvement in last season whereas I didn't spend the entire 90mins on my seat, but not much of one. You nee defenders running towards their own goal.

If he's wearing red and white he'll only be getting encouragement from me.

We are a stepping stone club. We don't pay the wages the top 6 pay so our targets more than likely hedge their bets hoping the big 6 come in for them. If it hasn't happened for them, voila, we get our man.

These statements aren't really what they're cracked up to be anyway. The last one I heard was that VVD will play for saints next season. And he's already been sold to at least 4 different clubs for £40-70m. Oh and while I'm at it, Puel will be our manager next season without any doubt, no need for statements

Skates, skates everywhere

Skates

I thought quashie was decent for us

I can't believe holjberg (sp) is the future either

Does anybody know who owns this photo? Getty? I'd love a big print of this

That is the attraction

We also had our fingers burnt with Toby don't forget. Terms of the loan need to be right. We don't want him buggering off at the end of the season after we've improved him and put him in the shop window.

I reckon van dyke isn't as bad as we're being led to believe, hence, no new CB

Origami

This

Imagine losing Romeu and or vvd to injury now. Doesn't bear thinking about Nearly all the saleable assets have gone. We're a bad transfer window away from a relegation fight. I think Les has believed the hype from the media too much. You can't keep selling your best players and hope to keep finding diamonds in the rough. Somebody please remove my shoelaces.......

Absolutely this..... Next!

Not sure I like the bullying of alpine. You may not like him but all the same

These stokies are a whinging bunch aren't they

It's the way we lost is more important. Hull had a goal difference of -18 I believe, the worst in the league. We created next to f all against them. That is the biggest worry.

Have a spare in block 4 I think if anyone's interested

Clasie really is not very good

How easy is it to charter a plane? I believe Branson started by chartering his own when everybody got bumped off a flight.. Must be plenty of people looking for a flight tonight....

Jason Bourne car chases are ridiculously unrealistic. By far the worst episode so far.

What the hell is wrong with you people Let's actually go all out and try and actually win something. Who knows, this could be our last European campaign ever

I do if you still need one, email me as I can't message you, sambryan@live.co.uk