John Cool

.. or not - offside!

Osvaldo on for Juve for the last 10 mins against Benfica. Maybe he'll score the winner...

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/man-utd/next-permanent-manager Pochettino well down the list around 30-1

I feel sorry for Pompey fans, and I think this evolutionary theory http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm fits with the development of the two clubs in recent years.

Lots of our players have excelled this season, but the most excellent has been... La La La, La Lallana La La La, La Lallana La La La, La Lallana La La La, La Lallana One Lallana, two Lallana, three Lallana, four Four Lallanas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the Southampton buggies go Following directions from Pochettino!

We were splendid today and I assumed also now mathematically safe from the drop, but according to the geeks at football365 http://stats.football365.co.uk/dom/ENG/PR/runin.html we could still finish as low as 18th (or as high as 3rd )

I think this should be played at St. Mary's in honour of Lovren's lovespuds

Very positive feelings about the new chairman. The "Duck Off Rupert" banner (being unveiled from right to left) is a memory the like of which I will (hopefully) not revisit.

A final total of 57 is exactly 1.5 points per game, which equals is our rate so far http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/PR/ppgame.html

39 points with 12 games to go, I fancy us to bag 60 by the end of the season. Stats fans will be interested to see that our second half WLD record is the same as our real record http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/PR/sndhalf.html

I remember watching Garry Monk play for Saints. Can't claim to have said "this guy will be a Premier League manager one day" - more likely to have made some tacky comment about Cockney rhyming slang.

Home to Burnley

Starts at 4PM (live on ITV)

IF we beat Chelsea we leapfrog them (and other teams). In today's Times "Fink Tank" predicts us most likely to finish 8th. Probably about right but we can dream of top 4

Good luck Jay and Adam!

I think this may have been suggested before, but I rather like ... Nathaniel Clyne is all mine all mine Nathaniel Clyne is all mine (come on!) Nathaniel Clyne is all mine all mine Nathaniel Clyne is all mine (this is the Gazza version, apologies to Lindisfarne)

I think the Muppets one suggested early in the thread would be the most fun, and is easy to sing... WANYAMANA! Do Doo De Do-Do WANYAMANA! Do Do De Do WANYAMANA! Do Doo De Do-Do De Do-Do, De Do-Do, De Do-Do-Do-Do VICTOR WANYAMA!

Some time ago I remember thinking Simon Charlton was very much underrated and should not have been sold.

To the tune of "Fernando" by Abba There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Osvaldo They were shining there for you and me, for Saints FC, Osvaldo Though we never thought that we could lose, there's no regrets If I had to do the same again I would my friend, Osvaldo

Danny Wallace 1986?

Nice finish from Rickie (offside)

I hope we don't go mad in the transfer market. Our current squad is not too shabby so I'll say £20m.

We need 1 point from two games against mediocre opposition. I think we can do it

"On March The Saints" kicks bottom