John Cool

Classic disco from Sister Sledge... Austin's super, he's so alive (no sh1t!) He's gonna score five Yeah Austin's super

Congratulations Cuco http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/35204672

Following on from all the hype about Star Wars, I had some ideas for Saints-themed movies... Mané and Me A young African football star falls in love with his dog Saving Ryan Bertrand After a harrowing first twenty minutes, our hero comes good The Pellephant Man A handsome Italian footballer contracts a rare disease and wakes up one morning looking like Peter Crouch The Long Good Saturday Ireland international scores and has fun at the weekend The Good, the Bad and Le Tissier Adventure set in the wild West Ham penalty area any more?

That's what I call route one!

I think The Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love" might work for Mané We all care so much for Mané Mané's the guy we love The guy we lo-ove, Sadio, Sadio The guy we lo-ove, Sadio, Sadio!

Stephens on.

Jaunmi, oh-oh, Juanmi every every time Jaunmi, oh-oh, Juanmi every every time Jaunmi!

My bad. I thought he looked average height (about 5 ft 10 in) but Wikipedia says he's 1.82 m which is just under 6 feet.

As he's not very tall, I thought a Mr. Big song might be apt for him.. Step back inside left Romeu we said Step back inside left take it on your head Step back inside left Romeu Take aim and blast it home! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnZ3HyHygfc

The Flaming Lips "Yoshida Battles the Blue Skatebots" Oh Yoshida They don't believe ya But you won't let those Skatebots defeat ya Oh Yoshida They don't believe ya But you won't let those Skatebots eat ya Yoshida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS8ZfVTE4SM Clasie, Jordy! WAAAH! WAAAH! Simple and fun though I guess The Osmonds are a tad uncool.

My entrails say Naaaarrrrch at home and we will win 4-3

I think my previous Pink Floyd suggestion would be quite fun, especially if one stand did the bass line and cash register noises simultaneously with the rest of the ground singing the words ... Dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Dum dum dum dum dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Dum dum dum dum dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Dum dum dum dum dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Mané - he's a hit He makes your best defenders look sh1t Mané - sure can play He's gonna tear you a new one today! As others had mentioned, Phil Collins' Sussudio ought to work but is not easy to sing. I did have a go ... There's a goal that's been on our minds Scored by Sa, Sa-sa-Sadio oh oh He could be one of the greats And we know he really loves the Saints Sa-sa-Sadio oh oh

Lambert and Lallana on for Liverpool...

19 / 22 but spogged a few. I was a bit surprised about the Kenna / Hurlock one because they don't look at all similar unlike most of the other questions where you had to choose from two.

I got Saints 6th and a close finish at the bottom (with teams avoiding the drop with less than 35 points)

I like Long but his days are numbered due to the SFC policy to sell players with names beginning with "L" (Lallana, Lambert, Lovren, Luuuuuuke) which could perhaps be why Morgan Schneiderlin was not sold. I imagine Sheffield Weds would be delighted to take the talented Lloyd Isgrove off our hands...

Bournemouth's run-in is arguably the easiest of all the promotion candidates - I think we could well have a new local rival in the Prem.

Just checked this site http://www.sportsclubstats.com/England/Southampton.html It says that a win would increase our title chances to 1.5% and also confirms that (presumably thanks to our point against Wham) we have a 0% chance of relegation, which should be comforting news for Dalek :-)

Deffo metal for me (always liked Highway to Hell at the end of the game) If in relegation trouble I would pick Saxon: Never Surrender When doing well I'd choose Down: On March The Saints

According to this http://www.soccerstats.com/formtable.asp?league=england we are currently top of the away form league.

Dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Dum dum dum dum dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Dum dum dum dum dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Dum dum dum dum dum dum-de-dum [ker-ching] Mané - he's a hit He makes your best defenders look sh1t Mané - sure can play He's gonna tear you a new one today!

A win should eradicate our 0.7% chance of relegation and boost our 4.5% chance of winning the title (according to http://www.sportsclubstats.com/England/Southampton.html )

Hmmm.... Oh Prowsie Prowsie Prowsie Oh Prowsie Prowsie Prowsie Oh Prowsie Prowsie Prowsie Gis a ***kin' goal! goal! goal! Seems a bit harsh...

We came, we saw, we bored them to death! I thought Reed did well and gave his chances of being picked for the Newcastle game a boost.