John Cool

Pelle goal v QPR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwOHyJVpn34 what made it extra sweet was that it was an immediate response to Austin scoring a wonder goal at the other end.

The names that come to my mind have both been mentioned already: Hassan Kachloul did the worst dive I've ever seen (I think it was against Villa) and Marian Pahars got labelled as a diver resulting in him not getting free kicks / penalties when genuinely fouled.

Hesketh on!

Good luck Nathaniel!

Perhaps we could go 4-4-2 against Villa? ------ Pelle ----- Long ------- Tadic -- Cork -- Vic -- Mané

We need to win all 4 to be sure of keeping the title in our own hands :-)

Our odds for winning the Premier League have shortened a smidge from 1000/1 http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/winner As perennial strugglers (but for a long time survivors, hence the Roger's Profanisaurus entry of "do a Southampton") in the Premier League the concept of us being bored with winning is nuts.

I voted for Graziano even though I preferred Austin's goal on technical merit.

---------------- Niemi ------------------ -- Kenna Richards Svennson Bridge -- -- Le Tissier Cork Schneiderlin Bale -- ------------ Shearer Pahars ----------- Subs: Beasant, Dodd, Monkou, Ekelund, Walcott, Lambert, Rod Wallace

I was behind the goal in the Archers and was sure it went in (and came out again), but not so sure what it bounced off - I thought it must have been the advertising boards.

Human by the Human League works really well provided you (correctly) pronounce the surname as "Cooman"... (ooh) He's Ronnie Koeman Of red and white he's made (ooh) Koeman Never makes mistakes

Yes me too, but I think of Belgian pop star Plastic Bertrand. I think I feel a song coming on... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDfmn_TMkI Ryan Bertrand Ryan Bertrand Ryan Bertrand (rand rand rand rand) Ryan Bertrand ooo - ooo - ooo - ooo Ryan Bertrand

I heard "Hello, Hello, Milton aggro, Milton aggro" (to the tune of Gary Glitter's Hello, I'm back again) at The Dell quite often when I was a wee lad.

Glad we've picked such a strong team. Mané to bag a brace, perhaps.(aside) Rickie captain for Liverpool.

We're still 1000/1 at the bookies http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/winner to win the PL. Worth risking a tenner? Or maybe a grand...

Assist for Rickie!

With apologies to Destiny's Child... Sa Mané Sa Mané Defenders can't get near you, Sadio we all dig you We love your runnin' game Sa Mané Sa Mané Defenders can't get near you, Sadio we all dig you We love your runnin' game

Oh yes that works: Toby Toby Toby Toby! Al der ve-er eld He's gonna help us win a trophy! Al der ve-er eld (phonetic spelling of surname)

As Guly is no longer with us.. Toby Toby Toby Toby! ah ah ah ah ah a-aaaaah Gonna help us win a trophy! ah ah ah ah ah a-aaaaah

Swing low, sweet Ronnie Ko, Koeman for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet Ronnie Ko, Koeman for to carry me home. (with apologies if it reminds you of an ex-chairman and the Itchen Bridge)

How about a spot of Rammstein? ... the chorus of "Ohne Dich" ... Dusan Tadic kann ich nicht sein Dusan Tadic Mit dir bin ich auch allein Dusan Tadic Dusan Tadic (repeat ad nauseum) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DHoZEBQtI

"Interesting" gets my vote.

I have revised my Lallana Banana Splits theme song .... La La Na He's buggered off La La Na He's buggered off La La Na He's buggered off La La Na He's buggered off Luke has gone for 30, Rickie's gone for 4 Adam's gone for 25 and Lovren we're not sure Morgan's off to Arsenal, says the paper talk Spuds are after JRod but at least we've still got Cork La La Na He's buggered off La La Na He's buggered off La La Na He's buggered off La La Na He's buggered off

That's my top three too