John Cool

Ted MacDougall (if you're old enough to remember The Magic Roundabout)

I was hoping AOC would stay on Nigel's bus, maturing as it trundles inexorably into the Premier League. Lallana, Cork, Schneiderlin and Chamberlain would've been a great "young guns" midfield. Guess we'll just have to rough it with Lallana, Cork, Schneiderlin and De Ridder (and loads of dosh). Ho Hum :-)

The team that never wins on the opening day beats the team that always wins their first match. Well played Saints!

As the question is asking for a "moment" I would discount the 4-0 demolition of the Spuds in the cup as that was 90 minutes of joy. For me it's between Camara's winner against Norwich (4-3) and the unfurling of the "Duck Off Rupert" banner in 2006. It was revealed slowly from right to left so you saw "off" then "k", "c", "u" .....

A bit of a long shot, but this Fair To Midland song is stunningly good... Ridder me this! What can you find? That always comes from the Archers end. Ridder me this! In your plain sight, When you're red and white! Up the Saints.

Nice simple one based on the KC and the Sunshine Band disco classic Jack's a Saint uh hu uh hu I like it uh hu uh hu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zu0p7xWLoU

AC/DC's The Jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW2heKjzjIA We've got the Jack We've got the Jack We've got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack We've got the Jack

"If you ain't got Sky, you ain't got Jack" was a strapline advertising "24"

To the tune of "Oops Upside Your Head" We want B******t out I said we want B******t out! was a regular Dell chant. As manager of Reading he managed to win 13 games on the spin. He also was sort of responsible for MLT's two wonder goals against Newcastle as they were (perhaps) a response to him being dropped. Nevertheless, most unpopular Saints manager in the 25 years I've been supporter.

I think "On March The Saints" by Down would be a great choice - much more intimidating for the opposition than "The Saints Are Coming".

I'm striking on Thursday. Private sector workers losing their pensions was wrong, this doesn't make it right that the public sector workers shoud also be screwed. It is legitimate for an employer to change the pension arrangements for new recruits, and in the civil service this happened not long ago with the agreement of the unions. The PCS has a duty to stand up and fight against the tearing up of its members' contracts. Ironically, because the civil service pension scheme operates on a "pay as you go" basis, the pay freeze starves it of funds making matters worse. Low-paid workers opting out due to hardship is another problem, minor for the civil service scheme but possibly devastating for the local government fund.

1. Marian Pahars 2. Claus Lundekvam 3. Hassan Kachloul 4. Ronnie Ekelund 5. Francis Benali :-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13436995.stm Perhaps we could make 'Arry a tempting offer?

We will win the "South Coast Mini-League". I predict... Saints 8th Seagulls 11th Skates 15th Cherries* 22nd * if promoted

A bit late, but I've chosen this superb fist-pumping heavy metal song... March! March!

We rule!!

I think he deserves a song at the Walsall match. Not very original but I thought of... Nice one Nigel Nice one son Nice one Nigel Let's have another one* * promotion :-)

The unoriginal and homophobic "Does your boyfriend know you're here?" vs. Brighton. Which reminds me of the shameful "Le Saux takes it up the ...." a few years back not long before he became one of our players (!)

We had a bit of handbags with Brighton, and a spot of deckchairs with Bournemouth, but it'll be great to be up against The Skates again - our real rivals. Having said that I have to work with Pompey fans so I hope things don't get *too* heated!

I totally agree. One of the best things about this season is how most of our players (apart from one whose name rhymes with "truncheon") have worn the shirt with pride. Well done lads!

I'm a bit worried because two of our fixtures are against teams that did us in the league at St. Mary's (Rochdale, Plymouth and Brentford). Rochdale beat us again in the return fixture....

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

1) Adam Lallana 2) Jose Fonte 3) Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

2nd will do me Schumy :-)

Goin' up, goin' up, up, up, bleaugh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzCgjBNq260