John Cool

Aldershot at home. Doddy to play the last 10 mins with us 5-0 up :-)

yaaay Saints!

Brilliant goal from Antonio :-)

Or G-String? (very rare classical music joke on football forum)

Splendid article - well done! Like others I would place Matty as No. 1 but I may be a little biased as I watched and hero-worshipped him week-in-week-out at The Dell during my formative years :-)

We will crush them 1-0

To the tune of Talking Heads Papa Legba... Papa Waigo, Come and open the gate. Papa Waigo, Another goal would be great.

To the tune of Marina (closing theme from Stingray)... Jaidi, Radhi Jaidi, What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cde6XVDXzs (keep playing well or someone else might get the coveted shirt)

Schadenfreude is overrated. I think Stern did a good job for us and wish him a speedy recovery.

Wiped the floor with us

Sweaty Betty - The Macc Lads

Coppell for me please, Bob.

Not as clever as the one Benji posted, but here's my video tribute to Matty http://www.megaupload.com/?d=40KGLHIM (Windows Media Video format) "With God in the hole.... ..... I've got a halo round my head"

Is it definitely a bloke? What happened to Mrs. Heineken? Or why not a lady mogul like Deborah Meaden? Carol Vorderman's got loads of money and not much to do now she's not on Countdown anymore...

Surman is worth £2m+ IMHO. In our current predicament a £1m offer would of course be "deal" rather than "no deal".

I have this fascination No cause for a deviation It's called relegation, relegation, relegation!

I fancy Jurgen Klinsman :-)

Eastleigh are doing well

Courtesy of The Wonder Stuff ... Oh wow look at him now Jan Paul Seaijs is the size of a cow!

Gordon Brown could nationalise us.

Brett gave his all for us. He didn't score a lot of goals but he did bag a few memorable ones such as the winner in the FA Cup semi-final 2003. Those booing him are prats.

If we're not already down I'll wear my lucky underpants :-)

Alan Smith (Leeds) - watched him kick most of our team (especially nasty one on Oakley). Smith stayed on and Kachloul got sent off for dissent. Andy Ritchie (Oldham) - just for being a git.