John Cool

That'll do nicely! http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D2/oform.html

"No" "Because I say so" "Even if I could I wouldn't" JP is very much PNG with NA!

I predicted Orient for a lot of draws which resulted in them finishing just behind the (also in form) MK Dons. Saints ended up with 88 points (W9 D3 L1 of the remaining games) which I confess could be a nanosmidge overoptimistic :-)

Just done the predictor on the BBC website, my final table.... 1 Brighton 2 Saints ---------- 3 Huddersfield 4 Peterboro 5 Bournemouth 6 MK Dons ------------

The subject of Latin mottos came up on Fighting Talk this weekend and it made me wonder if the Saints have or ever had a Latin motto? Manchester City's motto is "Superbia in proelia" which means "Pride in battle", while Spurs rejoice in the SAS-like exhortation "Audere est facere" or "To dare is to do". Sheffield Wednesday boast of "Consilio et anamis" - which means "intelligence and courage" - while Bristol City share their motto of "Vim promovet insitam" ("Promotes your inner power") with the city's university. Gillingham claim to be the "domus clamantium", or "home of the shouting men". On Fighting Talk, one contestant rattled off an impressive-sounding, lengthy Latin phrase which he said was Stoke City's new motto. He then added that it meant "Bung the ball into the box and hope for the best" :-) My suggestion for Saints is "Camerus nil victorium" which means "we never win on the telly"...

Deano was a Saints player I very much admired, his untimely death is so sad. R.I.P.

To the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Where's our Theo gone? We don't give a f**k Where's our Theo gone? We don't give a f**k Where's our Theo gone? We don't give a f**k Cham-ber-lain!

Oh Oh We Fade To Grey http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17ei1_visage-fade-to-grey_music remidning them of the 3-1 grey shirts game

My picks... Francis Benali Hassan Kachloul Tommy Widdrington Jeff Kenna George Lawrence David Hughes Egil Ostenstadt

.. Le Fondre sounds a bit foreign, not Israeli or Norwegian is he?

Home draw vs. anyone. I don't know why people are against having a run in the cup - we have a large squad to choose from, unlike our blue chums up the M27 :-)

Daggers fans may complain that the ref gave crucial decisions in favour of the "big team", but on balance of play a Saints win was richly deservered. We are threatening to go on a big winning streak and blast clear of the pack. We don't even need to buy many players - just one or two such as making Guly permanent. Cue the Kaiser Chiefs: "Guly Guly Guly Guly (aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa)"

Oscar Snowburn

I think it's a cracking draw. It'll be a good game with plenty of goals, probably 3-2 one way or the other. No shame if we lose and quite a fillip if we win.

Garry Monk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Monk is doing just fine at Swansea after recovering from a cruciate ligament. Maybe if he'd been a regular Premier League player with us he would have registered in the Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary :-0

http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/articles/2007/07/12/southampton_audio_archive_0708_feature.shtml - listen live button in the bottom right. Currently broadcastig Bouremouth v Brighton. Should be Saints at 3...

Harumph! My "Every Sperm Is Sacred" parody matches the original syllable for syllable.

One for Monty Python fans... Our Guilherme is sacred. Our Guilherme is great. If Guilherme is wasted, Pards gets quite irate.

To the tune of Boney M's Brown Girl in the Ring... Morgan Schneiderlin, tra-la-la-la-la Morgan Schneiderlin, tra-la-la-la-la Morgan Schneiderlin, tra-la-la-la-la-la He's French and he's gonna bite your bum (not sure about the last line :-) )

This is so sad. We all loved you Markus. Rest in Peace.

A few years back we were reportedly about to sign an Argentinian striker called Mario Turdo. If we'd got him perhaps we could've signed Rafael Scheidt and Dan ****tu to keep him company :-)

I used to have a blue Renault 19 16V hot hatch. When taking it in for a service I was told that Tommy Widdringtron had the same car in white and it was up for sale :-)

My middle name is Matthew and I'm crap at football, despite years of playing. Calling one's son Marian could be *cough* "interesting" :-)

A good one from Saxon (Never Surrender!) A terrible choice from The Cult (The Saints Are Down)

Don't care. Next season we will be one of the favourites for automatic promotion and everyone else, including Leeds, will fear us.