John Cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo5NHFWKyjo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIlvGAP1lQ

W3 D4 L0 will do very nicely thanks

Some laugh out loud suggestions I think a Tits XI is much *cough* harder

Saints players past and present whose names sound phallic (with a little artistic licence)... GK: Bruce Knobbelaar Defence: Francis Salami Steve Wood Johnson McGrath Dan Hardon Midfield: Adam Banana Organ Schneiderlin Barry Horn Jason Truncheon Attack: Dickie Lambert Mick Eggwhitecannon Subs: Hassan Flashtool Lee Todger Willy Sharp P. Nile Ranger Anthony Penis Coach: Jhon Viagra

Captain Caaaavemaaan!

Hello, Hello Rickie Lambo! Rickie Lambo!

I too think we're gonna win this one - we're back in the groove and ready to rock!

West Ham might use that song.... "We dream of Alla-Alla-Allardyce Alla-Alla-Allardyce Alla-Alla-Allardyce Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh"

Great signing, I think I feel some ZZ Top coming on.... Striped shirt, new boots He scores a go-al whenever he shoo-oots Red socks, black shorts He's a guy who knows his spor-or-orts Defenders runnin' just as fast they can 'Cause every fan's crazy 'bout the Sharp best man.

The Collins signing may be against all odds, but I think there could be something in the air tonight.

Tadanari Tadanari, Lee-ee-ee-ee-ee! Tadanari Tadanari, Lee-ee-ee-ee-ee! (though I still like "Guly Guly Guly Guly" to this one) Better not call him Bruce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

He looks like he's been on the deep-fried mars bars in this pic http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16560707.stm

To the tune of "Son of My Father" Oh Ta-da-na-ri! Tadanari, Tadanari, Lee Lee Lee. To the tune of "Ebeneezer Goode" Lee's so good, Lee's so good Ta'nari Lee's so good!

Last gasp equaliser from Kevin Davies kept us in the cup.

Second that

Home to The Spuds and win 4-0

Lee's so good, Lee's so good Ta'nari Lee's so good

Resting a few and replacing them with fringe players does not mean lack of desire to win the cup, provided the replacement players are a) not crap b) keen to impress We have a strong squad at St. Mary's and thus should see a cup run as a positive, morale-boosting thing rather than a distraction.

Neil Shipperley looks almost spherical in the shot here http://tinyurl.com/6mlvpjc playing for Palace. He was never more than a little overweight when he played for Saints.

My final suggestion... To the tune of the synthesizer classic Oxygene 4 by Jean-Michel Jarre **** off Pompey scum **** off Pompey scum **** off Pompey scum Go **** your mum Go **** your mum

A well-written article that I enjoyed reading very much. I spotted one small mistake that could do with correcting - Ricardo Fuller was signed for a paltry £90,000. For a poultry £90,000 you'd end up with "Chicken" George Lawrence

This one's a bit childish but fun to sing... To the tune of "Portsmouth" by Mike Oldfield http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycuT9iFPAvo You are crap at football, and have sex with fish You are crap at football, and have sex with fish You're crap you're crap you're crap you're crap You're crap you're crap you're CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! You are crap at football, and have sex with fish

Wallace, Wallace, Wallace and Gromit

On a recent Pointless where the contestants had to think of the most obscure football team end part of name (e.g. united, city) when someone said "Albion", Richard Osman implied he was a Brighton fan, which is supported by this http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?213162-Did-you-know-our-quot-Pointless-Friend-quot-..... Maybe he supports both teams (and Fulham too according to Wikipedia)?