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Musk says DT is named in the Epstein files, in return the mango Mussolini is threatening to withhold his govt. subsidies. Tesla shares have dropped 17%... pass the popcorn! 🍿🍿

I imagine a few Russian military and intelligence senior officers will be moving into ground floor apartments and making their own tea from now on.

He invented gravity when an Apple iPhone fell from a tree

Marina Hyde has written about/skewered him today, including his time at Saints The Nigel Farage v Rupert Lowe prize fight is getting ugly. Has Reform reached its breaking point? | Marina Hyde | The Guardian

There will be enough empty space left on it for the LOTR trilogy as an extra bonus

https://youtu.be/bVyhCXz3eEY

If you are going to Bristol Airport ( I still call it Lulsgate) don't forget to spend some time in their famous multi-faith shelter

Saints are more likely to be on FUBAR 🙃

Nice article in the Grauniad, have to say he comes across as a good dude. Don't think he's going to feck around, some of our boys are in for a bit of a shock I reckon. Ivan Juric sets sights on ‘death metal football’ at struggling Southampton | Southampton | The Guardian

Has to be a 3-2-1 clue. Ted Rogers.... It's Brendan Rodgers!

Cool, another record to be broken.

I think the TNT should be put under RM's 'philosophy' and detonated.

The plucky Toffees have invented the first underwater stadium to replace Goodison.

WTF!!!!!

Must be his sweet right foot

Evening, Major

ECB threatens to strip Hampshire of Hundred team Southern Brave (cityam.com) Could this be a problem, or just journalistic space-filler?

If you think 'Dynamic Pricing' is just a Oasis/Ticketmaster scam - coming to a stadium near you? https://x.com/StanCollymore/status/1830629279526498562

Over Eastleigh now..