CanadaSaint

Not wishing to ignite a war, but do people feel that tonight's subs are those of a manager prioritizing the league above the JPT? Just asking.

I'm not liking the sound of this right now. C'mon guys, finish it off.

Stick your fingers in your eyes?

It sounds like a big stadium with a small crowd. Any idea of the number?

If we think that's a joke, I'd bet my house that he'll turn up as an assessor before too long.

I've heard it's very, very dark inside a rectum.

Are the MK lot mad about the Fonté incident?

Arrrrrbsoloooooootly! Now we neeeeeed to wooork of keeupping a clee-un shee-ut.

Dave-isms: "Wot we don't want to do is: A) give that goal right back B) concede a silly goal C) pick up any injuries D) change the way we're playing E) pick up any silly bookings F) ????

"Wot we don't want to do now is ...

Mercury.

Non, c'est GM. Il est la merde.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, diddly, diddly doo

I hear you, Andy. It's as though he's sharing a secret. On the radio.

Stop talking about "overseas users". We are unworthy.

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Failing that, try the wife's lingerie drawer.

Anyone else falling asleep?

Thought the same myself, Art.

I don't care much, either, but it would be nice to see an ex-Saint stick it to them.

Some images are just too nauseating to contemplate. No, we got screwed (why do all these terms have sexual connotations as well?) by a female lino this season, but I can't remember where. And I'm not looking for an anatomical answer!

Where was it that we got shafted by a female linesperson, metaphorically speaking?

Thinking back, Dave, I suspect you're dead right. There was clearly contact with Coppell because he kept appearing in the directors' box - even after Pardew was appointed. My hunch is that he was offered the job and his answer wasn't "No" but "Not right now", so AP was Cortese's second choice because he couldn't wait. My worry, and I've posted this before, is that Cortese is caught in a void. He isn't quite angry enough to fire Pardew and he knows most of the fans seem to like him, but he isn't impressed enough with Pardew to let him loose with much more transfer cash in the Summer. That raises the spectre of a disappointing start to the season because we haven't done much to improve the squad in key areas, and a disappointing start to the season would result in Pardew being fired and another "catch the leaders" exercise. Watching from afar, I'd be surprised if Cortese stays in that void. He's impatient and impulsive, and any bad result at or after Wembley could see the axe fall.

I think a lot of expats have been aware of it for some time.

With a name like yours I can't believe you don't want to throttle the PA announcer.