Big Bad Bob

Oh, the article's title is "Ammar Jemal won't be wearing the Southampton jersey"

Original link. Pap beat you to it

Pah at Google translate, anyone knows that "bras de fer" is arm wrestle. not tussle...

I'm more concered that Dubai's nickname for his wife is Mrs DP??

WTF is year R? the year all recidivists are kept in until they're cured? And to get back OT, Tevez is playing as a striker with ****ty and he'd much rather be an attacking midfielder, I think we have that role filled with a better player, thanks but no

I sort of assumed it was for the 2pac was the best artist of the 90s quote

Ignore me, I'm a goon

Has he signed yet? (sits back and waits for infraction)

Oh yeah, The9 has obviously created himself a new persona and then posted 148 times in the last 5 days just to make it seem like a more credible persona!! Hence the time delay in "defending" The9!! Or maybe not...

He's borrowing Skacel's pen!!

What?? Speak english man

Exactly, so they aren't going to go to the effort of employing a proper Cellarmaster to look after the Real Ales, esp as, once broached, an ale will go within a week, quicker if it's a real live one. Ah the days of broaching a firkin of Theakstons Best (when it first came out) and having the standpipe shoot out spraying beer and hops all over the cellar. So, I'm afraid, you're going to have to put up with the homogenized, pasteurized, flat crap that doesn't really need any looking after. And I guess the lager in bottles because then it doesn't start frothing and you don't get so much ullage...

Damn you The9, you MLG'd me. Note to self :- Don't listen to urban legends......end especially don't repost said ******

Because he may be more talented in Midfield, use Kevin **** Phillips as an example, started off as a defender, finished off as a striker!!

And 'ammer wears number 5 at YB

Hey, haven't we got a gap at #5 in the squad numbers??

As you ask so shall you get.....

Braaaziiillll, it's just like watching Braaaazziiilllll

Lambert was carrying an injury for most of last season. I'll hold my hand up and admit to slagging him off at the start of the season BUT given the circumstances I think the boy done good..

No Ricketts allowed here, it's the Vit D supplement they take!!

He's auditioning for the security person that never speaks but always gets shot first....

It's hard enough for us fans to know what those players are on so how would BS know? I guess he could have asked BS - Hey Nige, you're offering me £25K, is that as much as KD is getting NA - Not on this bus BS - Then, I'm afraid, I'm out That's correct, which is why players make all the noise in the papers and hardly ever hand in a transfer request. I see Downing handed one in, bet 'pool will give him a higher salary for the money they've saved though