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Glad to see you're obviously fit and well again Whitey Grandad. I have also had 'Fratton Park Disease' (caused by fat in the pipes) but I'm glad that both our clocks are still ticking. Will take more than a couple of stents to sort that mess down the road out though.

Any sport played in a top hat has no place in the Olympics.

Order online - they come to you. http://www.etyres.co.uk/

Everyone has an accent of some sort.

Something being 'very unique'. It's either unique or it isn't FFS!

Sounds to me you've been in the US wayyyyy too freaking long.

Dr Kevin Kit Parker is also trying to perfect the monkey-chicken so we can populate our new petting zoo.

Was brilliant in his first season and then fell to pieces in his second. I've often wondered why - but I guess confidence is a major component for a GK and he seemed to lose his completely. I wouldn't put him above Niemi though.

You're alone. Already rejected by Cortese.

They forgot the £20,000 a year on crisps FFS. (see other thread)

They spotted that Tommy Forecast.

Liebherr's what in action?

When I read this sort of bollax I'm really glad I'm retired.

Camino (I'd never heard of it either) on my old PowerPC mac laptop, Firefox on PC. IE, as with all things microsoft, is carp.

You don't sound to me like the sort of person who should be a juror.

Wouldn't surprise me - the more I hear about this bloke the more I am convinced he doesn't want to leave Mummy. Poor lamb.

and Rushden & Diamonds. and Bradford Park Avenue. and Gateshead. and Newport County. Starting to stack up aren't they - and they're just the ones I remember.

Err...............they just have ended the season in admin. For someone with so many posts on this thread you seem totally confused. Time you took a holiday methinks.

So nothing's changed then. No news today - as you were.

Buy USOP. Seriously. http://www.proactiveinvestors.com/companies/news/29674/us-oil-gas-shares-soar-on-eblana-1-exploration-well-success-29674.html

And when the oil runs out, and the fish stocks are finally depleted I can't see how the whisky, shortbread, haggis and kilt industries are going to sustain them. I suppose they could rely on their legendary strong banks.

I think the whole thing's the wrong way round - we should be seeking independence from them. Then maybe we could afford free care for the elderly, prescriptions, tuition fees and all the other perks they already enjoy, because we wouldn't have to subsidise those Scottish b*stards.

Sounds like that Billy Paynter.

Always doom and gloom - I prefer the contrarian view, this bloke is more often right than wrong. http://truecontrarian-sjk.blogspot.co.uk/

Would give the treatment room staff something to do, now Connolly and Holmes have gone.