mcjwills

I think first phase should be season ticket holders should get first choice of their seats, then second phase should be season tickets holders can buy a couple of tickets for their mates, third phase season ticket holders can buy tickets to sell at exorbitant prices outside the ground to any tom **** or harry that can afford £150.00 a ticket to help finance next years season ticket.

One of my all time favourite away games, had to laugh when 3 fan went over the fence and the whole of their end ran away from the 3 fans, ****ed my self laughing

From Clapham Gull on thier Site "From your perspective and relatively short time supporting this club and Manchester United. Many younger Palace fans (like yourself) have little appreciation or care for the rivalry with us because they are simply too young. Doesn't take away from the fact that older fans from both sides consider us as rivals. It's also a personal thing that is incongruous to your sweeping statements. My attitude towards Palace is somewhat blunted because I have South London friends who support them. I still look forward to us playing though. My brother can't stand Portsmouth, quite rightly because of an infamous incident down there with their PA system that you are far too young to know anything about. I've always had a "problem" with Southampton, because for some reason I always have - even as a small child in 70s when we played them at the Goldstone. We almost bought Keegan before they stepped in, their draw with Spurs, their fans climbing up the floodlights etc.. All well before your birth, so please don't call people "morons" simply because they've been supporting this club longer than you have." Love that statement, complete and utter ********

I heard that Osama Bin Laden was applying to take up the vacant position on Mike Hancock's staff

Why would we get a buyer, when there is an excellently run club just down the road that would be a bargain for any multi zillionaire

Would love to have a cigar, but after 15 years not smoking (used to be a 30-40 a day man), I know if I had a cigar I would be back on the cigarettes within a couple of weeks, so will not risk it.

Try the quartet of books by Simon Scarrow based on the lives of Bonaparte & Wellington starting off with Young Bloods

What sort of job are you seriously looking for, and what sort of qualifications do you have and age may play an important factor

Try Long Johns and a Thermal Vest that will keep you warm, did all right for your Granddad and will for you

Ivan Golac's debut at Sunderland in a Pre Season Friendly, knew we were on to something special when I saw him. But without a doubt the best debut I have seen was Alan Shearer.

Won a load ,circa 50, as a booby prize in a raffle in the pub one day, so took them home and placed them by the toilet at home, the result was when anyone came round they spent at least 20 mins in the lav reading at least 1 or 2 books.

Well if they are, and they are advocating killing British (their own nationality's) soldiers, charge them with treason, if you advocated it during WW2 that's what would have happened to a British subject. I think a law change that outlaws advocating acts of treason (to wish death on our own troops), burning of our flag (similar to the USA) and anyone regardless of ethnicity or religious persuasion should be covered by it.

Dog Save yer money Hang around the Dock until a ship is sailing, sneak on board, and just hide in the Lifeboat for the next few months, only venturing out to empty the p*ss bowl and steal food. Or come the captains cabin boy and ride in Luxury

Welcome to life at Krap Nottarf

We will just keep ST Mary's as a training ground and ground for the reserves and juniors to play on, that will really take the pee out of the skates

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Pay the £1.00 a month that it costs to have it then you tight git for them and get Eurosport into the bargain

He's the best striker at the club when fit, no doubt. But he'll probably be back in the treatment room soon.

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Wahoo predicted 4-0 tonight, well happy

No No and No He needs nurturing and bring on slowly, too much too early could ruin him, this is a tough league and we do not want a hob nailed thug ruining his career before it has started.

Where is the entry for Ali Dia

Now they are out of admin with a new owner, the question is when in January is Riqueleme signing

It's OK I just got it through on Twitter that Jose Fonte went for a sh1t at 4.37 and Kelvin scratched his left testicle at 5.04.

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