Le Timmier

I did a really pungent wet fart once. Fortunately it was during the dark days of Poortvliet and I was sitting alone in a fairly vacant section of the Chapel so nobody felt the full force. Just as well really, it definitely had the power to hurt a child.

Magilton 4. Not great in hindsight.

7th - 12th

Just been named in the England U21 squad...

Eagle Ostenstad?

Without a complete personality transplant, no.

Ah Mr Drisscol (Seano to his friends)

Aldershot should be forced to pay us some sort of compensation.

Would be gutted if we finished one place outside the play offs again

Commanding CB, 29 years old. Sounds good. *Used to clean Marians boots too (*maybe)

Damn my overly-subtle, seemingly undetectable sarcasm

I haven't felt this disappointed since the Van Nistlerooy transfer fell through

This

I've never met him. True story.

Danny Glover from Port Vale might prove to be a lethal weapon

On another note, non-league sides always get decent media coverage when they reach the third round. So our tie is likely to now have a higher media profile than if Rotherham had gone through and it was L1 v L2. I know that as a L1 side we shouldn't expect to be making headlines, but nonetheless I've been a little surprised that the excellent rebuiilding job AP has done so far has not been more widely-recognised (e.g. that our recent form might have warranted a feature on Football Focus) I guess what I'm saying is that, if the tie does catch media attention due to Luton's non-league status it might also have the effect of bringing Saints back into the public eye and show people that we're becoming a force again! COYR!

laughed my tits off

Sounds good mate, drop me a line when you get here!

I heard that Crew(e) are going to undercut them

With the transfer window about to close, it will be a close shave

FF, I rely on this site for my Saints news-fix and despite not posting much I visit several times a day. Genuine 'lurkers' like myself (20-odd posts in over 2 years FFS) rely on posters like yourself for snippets that we'd struggle to get anywhere else. If posters like yourself who are prepared to stick your neck out and take some flack become 'lurkers' too, then the value of this forum would diminish. I guess what I'm saying is for every member who pxsses you off, there's any number of 'silent' members who are grateful for your input.

And Ian Branfoot collects trolleys in the car park

Just had an email from my Albion mate. Hardly a glowing reference... "He is so frustrating. And small. Barely gets the ball over the first defender when taking corners, free kicks etc... Infact, the only thing I would miss about him is the tiny Cox song!"

Anyone heard this? http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?t=156561 Don't know much about him bu the words 'passion' and 'commitment' both stood out to me!

Agreed. I still hold some hope for Thomas. Let's not forget that the guy has been out injured for a very long time. I'm prepared to give him a couple more games to get up to speed before I start calling for him to be discarded.