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Buttner to make his United debut and get himself sent off in the first minute…

However, given this isn't a thread about Paolo Di Canio, its not really relevant is it?

I did, although I would like to have heard more about the steak. How do you like it cooked?

Given your use of 'the C word' on the HCDAJFU thread this morning, I don't really think you're best-placed to comment on the use of offensive terms http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?39568-HCDAJFU-The-transfer-deadline-countdown/page4

Absolutely

What this forum was really lacking was ANOTHER thread about the Udinese game

Man. I am seriously bored with your threads. You're not happy. We get it.

Seems Buttner is a man of many dodgy haircuts... http://tiny.cc/9k00gw

Golac right back, Bale left back, surely?

He couldn't get a regular game for Stoke last season. Are Stoke rejects really what we're after?

33. Live in Bristol. 1st home game, the 1-4 defeat at the hands of QPR on New Years Eve 1988. 1st away game, the 1-0 defeat at Notts County in August 1991. Two absolute stinkers!

Some thrilling games under Nicholl. Remember Saints 6 Luton 3?!

I did a really pungent wet fart once. Fortunately it was during the dark days of Poortvliet and I was sitting alone in a fairly vacant section of the Chapel so nobody felt the full force. Just as well really, it definitely had the power to hurt a child.

Magilton 4. Not great in hindsight.

7th - 12th

Just been named in the England U21 squad...

Eagle Ostenstad?

Without a complete personality transplant, no.

Ah Mr Drisscol (Seano to his friends)

Aldershot should be forced to pay us some sort of compensation.

Would be gutted if we finished one place outside the play offs again

Commanding CB, 29 years old. Sounds good. *Used to clean Marians boots too (*maybe)

Damn my overly-subtle, seemingly undetectable sarcasm

I haven't felt this disappointed since the Van Nistlerooy transfer fell through

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