Jimmy Gabriel's Halo

Wow...!!! Shocking stories here. I am antediluvian and a technophobe with a mobile phone that's 5 or 6 years old and looks like a brick, on pay as you go (£20 a year does me) and I am SOOOO glad about it. I just hope the techy daughter knows what she's doing with her blackcurrant device thingy...

I'll bet your mum makes you wear the right hand one in bed at night too.

Chicken Tikka Masala.

Surreal killer.. !!

Definately too early to tell very much but I came away thinking it was a bit a curate's egg type of debut. McLaren did us a huge favour by taking off Miller who was a handful for the defence all afternoon. I felt a lot more comfortable about the outcome once he'd departed and McGoldrick came on who is much more of a lightweight and was more easily dealt with. Having said that Miller and Derbyshire will cause big problems for most other defences in this league so, overall, very pleased with the outcome.

Looks a right bloater in that Mail photo. Who is she anyway ?

So could those apes in Monkey world.

Monkey World ? I've been there. Boring. It's just, like, full of apes.

Me. I really hate being interrupted when trying to get outside a pint of Harveys

So, Mr Chamberlain, after today's humiliation for the Ar$e at ManUre, was it such a good choice where to send your boy ?

That might be construed as contempt of court, Mr Verbal. Off with his head I say..!!

That's a shame ericb. BUT, at least you get to touch and feel before you buy unlike ebay et al where you are relying on the honesty and sometimes a subjective view of condition etc. There are way too many amateurs and chancers on line these days and ebay, in particular, has turned into the biggest jumble sale in the world. My prices range from £2 for a vinyl LP with many around the £4 - £5 price and upwards for the rarer more collectable stuff. And my stuff is always Mint or as near as it can be. CD's start at £2.99 for an album, £3.99 upwards for a double CD. Do come back and see us, we've really missed you.. And I'm a really nice bloke who wouldn't dream of being arrogant and preying on those with less knowledge. I try to be as helpful as I can. See you tomorrow.. ?

For anyone not going to any games this Saturday 27th Aug why not get down to the Star Hotel in the High Street and spend some dosh at the record and CD/DVD fair. Quality vinyl and CD's at great prices. Hope to see a few of you there - come and say hello to JGH. Someting for everyone.

What a difference a day makes 24 little hours... I'm just off to Betfred to put a shilling on us for promotion if this is true. Meh, make that 2 shillings ! I'm feeling confident.

S Claridge now saying "he should have stayed with Saints for another 2 years and is not ready for Premiership" on 5 Live. Scots bloke saying Ar$e should have signed a 6' 4" CB and not "another diminutive winger". That's a short ar$e in plain English. I always thought SC spoke a lot of sense, you know

It is actually a foreign language. Fact.

I have, he lives 2 doors away from me and I've just spoken to him about our game on 29th Oct. Spooky or what....

You are quite correct my dear Scotty friend, full marks for noticing. Which is ahy I am considerably richer than yow too.

Guilty as charged yer 'onour. I have moved from Itchen South to Kingsland centre, block 31 simply because it is nearer to the footbridge over the railway line and will be quicker to get to and from. Pricing structure had nothing to do with it as I am considerably richer than yow.

Er.... wot's a "soundbar" ? Thank you.

I'm only doing this to get my Matthew Le God impression in before the man himself corrects you. No there's not, there's Daniel too. But I get your drift.

Would you care to expand on that by naming names ?

Fonte: "5' 11" ? My ar$e !"

To all you doom mongers saying the club isn't actively encouraging the purchase of season tickets I would ask - does the club have an email address for you ? If not, there is your answer as to why you have not been contacted or sent promotional material. Snail mail is the past and expensive, email is quicker and CHEAPER. Even I, the arch antidiluvian (look it up), have had to embrace century 21.