Wade Garrett

Southgate has been reading the RalphBall playbook.

Are we still interested in Gibbs-White?

I won’t if we continue with our trying to be too clever transfer policy. On the other hand, we might be pleasantly surprised. Still early days.

Could not give the square root of fuck all about other clubs our owners buy.

Would have him back. But wouldn’t pay him the mega contract he turned down last year.

So the midfielder made 36 appearances last season, 31 from the bench. This according to the Ugly Inside. Sounds about right…..

I hope you’re right. Maybe Diallo is going to be moved on.

So I should support Real Madrid because we are signing Diallo MK2 a year after signing Diallo. Have a day off. It’s just my opinion.

Wow, big fucking deal.

If only….

Can we sign Ben Mee please.

Wouldn’t have thought that many Vets would like football. Have you stuck your arm up a cow’s arse?

He is very good at being completely ineffective and anonymous. Hope this isn’t true.

Maybe Scunthorpe

I’ve heard Bale is coming back! Some geezer told me at the train station last night, so it must be true.

He looks ok. But can he do it on a wet Wednesday night in Wolverhampton? And does he fucking hate Pompey?

Sarcastic fucker!

Yes, you would hate to be a Villa fan at the moment.

Not sure how Burnley would feel.

Winks is just why we need to fit into Ralph’s tactical master plan of dead slow fucking football.

The fact there doesn’t seem to be any doubt makes me doubt the decision makers themselves.

I’ve got a Palace supporting mate who really rates Jack Butland. Think he was messed around by Stoke because he was on big wages, but apparently he has played really well for Palace when called upon.

Yes, that’s just what we need, a third choice right-back.

I don’t think Ralph should stay, but a new coaching team could make a huge difference to him. JWP staying is huge. Hopefully all this is a sign that we have motivated owners, quite refreshing after Gao and Kat.

I would prefer Johnstone on a free. He won’t be going to Spurs now.