Wade Garrett

Get rid of Puel. I'm pretty certain a new manager, regardless of who, would get more out of our squad. Tactics don't work, formation is crap, football is slow and ponderous, we are far too easy to play against. Dont leave it too late Les. You have royally f*cked up by not getting another defender in, but don't compound the problem by keeping what is an awful manager in charge. Fire up the black box and make a couple of phone calls please.

Needs to go now. Another clueless performance. Waste of £43.

Yes, real crystal ball time! F*ck me, are you sure.

That's about right. I've got 4 on my membership, and it's my own fault for not getting an Arsenal ticket, or putting Liverpool on my card. F*ckwit that I am. Something will turn up for me though, it always does.

We did sell a centre-back that had just won the Euros with Portugal and replaced him with either a young lad who has only a handful of appearances, someone who has been injured for what seems forever, or a left-back. Absolute genius.

It's called democracy. If you don't like it, try China or Russia.

What about to the National Anthem We've got Gabbiadini, He is from Italy, He f*cking hates those inbred f*cking skate c*nts. Must admit, I struggled a bit after line 2, was going quite well up to that point.

Forster Cedric, Bertrand, Yoshida, McQueen Romeu, Clasie/Davis Gabbiadini, Boufal, Redmond Long

It's David Brent speak that means nothing.

I don't think relegation talk is ridiculous when we've just lost 5 out of 6. Hopefully, we can destroy West Ham on Saturday.

That we chose to sell Fonte without replacing him is nothing else but a monumental cock-up.

With our problems at CB, we could put Bertrand in a back 3 and go 3-5-2 which could go to a 5-4-1 when we don't have the ball. Cedric and McQueen at wing-backs. Koeman did it last year when we were struggling a bit, and it turned our season.

Home form fine is it? I've seen us fail to beat Watford, Sunderland and West Brom. Hardly fine in my book.

Very naïve leaving it 1 v 1 on our corner. Asking for trouble. Needed a bit of leadership there.

Sensible post.

F*ck Napoli. Plenty more fish in the sea. Please not loans though.

Shilton was better.

I read somewhere that we had given Napoli until 9pm yesterday to decide, as this would allow us to pursue alternatives. I wouldn't hang Les out to dry just yet, give him a chance. One thing's for sure though, no way should we let Napoli hold us to ransom on the price. If the club feel he's being over-priced, then walk away anyway.

It would suggest you have more ability to judge a decent player than someone who sits in their pants all day playing FIFA. I regularly watch Holby City of a Tuesday evening with the good lady wife. It doesn't make me an expert on heart surgery. Southampton General are hardly going to turn to me for recruitment advice.

Tell me, what level did you play at?

I was hoping to get my nephews season ticket upgraded for me. That's not going to happen. I didn't activate my membership this season but have been to quite a few games this season, and went to Arsenal away. Under the rules laid down by the club, I won't get a ticket. Absolutely fair enough in my book. Rules are rules, and hopefully the club won't make any exceptions. I'll settle for watching it in the pub. I'll be hanging anyway, my birthday the day before.

So you would trust the judgement of some spotty kid with a laptop who has never played the game over a drunk who at least played top flight football for nearly fifteen years, played for his country, and has a job watching football?

I hope the club have told Napoli that it's take it or leave it now. If it's not enough for them, move on to alternatives.

I bet he's quicker than JWP. I also reckon he would leave you standing Bearsy.

Merson may be an idiot, but he was a pro for a good number of years, and is better placed to judge a player than some lard arse with a laptop who was always the last to get picked for football in the school playground.