Wade Garrett

Think of Sheringham and Shearer for England. Shearer no.9, Teddy no.10. Simple.

F*cking rotate. Really?

Hate it when new signings are described as acquisitions. C*nts.

Kenya never qualify. Just saying.

They had as much chance of overturning a 0-5 as Donald Trump replacing Joe Hart as Mr Head & Shoulders.

F*cking disgrace that he's scared of his house.

If he goes, the only way he'll ever come back is if he fails.

Don't think you'll get a Vic replacement.

I thought he did alright for us.

As Youtubes go, that is sh*te.

Reckon we'll sign Stanciu and Haller, Fonte will stay and Jay will go out on a year's loan.

For the life of me, I can't work out why we are helping a rival club with a loan signing. We need numbers in our squad, tough season with our European campaign. Baffled.

Hopefully that won't prove to be a false economy.

Agreed Toby.

I couldn't disagree more. We'll be playing 2 games a week soon. We need him in our squad, not playing for a rival. Fail to see how it's a good deal.

Should we be replacing now, we should be adding.

Short enough of forwards as it is, and we've got the Europa Cup.

I think all the posters who use the term 'bedwetter' are hard as f*ck. I wouldn't want to upset them in real life, that's for sure.

The Telegraph are well-informed when it comes to our club. That would be taking the royal ******.

They'll play 2 holding midfielders, behind the ball most of the time, and will look to hit us on the break.

Can play anywhere in midfield, has pace, is intelligent on the ball, can put in great crosses on the run. I reckon he can finish as well. Alas, I don't think we've got much chance at all of signing him.

Bolasie looked good for Everton when he came on yesterday, very dangerous.

Was thinking the same thing. Wenger subbed AOC yesterday, and was sub for their first game. Not likely I know, but he would be an amazing signing,

Correct, we are strong as f*ck when it comes to keeping players. Lukaku staying at Everton. Who'd have thunk.

All 'squad' players like the one you alluded to a couple of days ago?