Wade Garrett

Is your user name cockney rhyming slang?

I reckon it could be true. Apparently he's started buying Viz so he can learn their language.

Obviously don't know, but I would say that Fonte's injury has made completing the Astori deal more urgent. In short, it's imperative we have a new replacement in place ready to start against Villa.

Great if he can play wide, but would he offer any protection to the full-backs?

I bet the Chelsea side, with all Roman's billions, had Puma Kings on. Spoilt bastards.

Were they all wearing black Puma Kings with aluminium studs?

If we've already said we won't sell him in this window, why would we let him talk to Newcastle? The only way I could see this deal going through is if a deal is sorted for Hooper. Even then I think it would be a massive mistake. Not doubting what you were told Duncan, but if it was true, surely a journo or agent would have picked up on it. The club would probably want to set up some sort of auction.

Granger is an excellent coach. Shame he didn't take the job when Pardew was manager.

Why do we need a new stadium?

I'd like to see Reeves at left midfield and Ward Prowse in the middle. Would also like to see Lee playing. Imperative we rest Lambert. I would rest Morgan in case he loses it and gets a red. i would play our best defence though. Hopefully Clyne is fit, and I would continue with Boris in goal.

Hasn't he f*cking signed yet.

All this soft ground/hard ground configuration is bullsh*t. Soft ground, 6 screw in studs, 2 at the back longer. If really soft put longer studs in. Hard ground, moulded boots, and not that Blade sh*t. Good enough in my day, and we didn't slip like we were playing on ice. If I was Adkins, I'd sort it out.

Masturbation. I do get some funny looks in the ground though. I pay for my ticket, I'll celebrate how I want.

Thanks for the info on Palmeri. Glad he's not the Italian version of that pillock Moose.

Wonder if we've given them a deadline?

We did try, but he turned us down. He's lived in Germany all his life, fair enough really.

Who is Tancredi Palmeri?

Would give the option of Yoshida covering the full-backs if they get injured.

Seems like the same approach we had for Gaston, wasted a fair bit of time and caved at the end. I'm not sure we have the luxury of time on this one. Hopefully we can come to a quick agreement, but I won't hold my breath.

I had a pair of New Balance boots, and apart from a pair of Puma Dalglish Gold, they were probably the best boots I ever had. Gloves had to be Uhlsport as well.

We don't look like pushovers any more. A lot of credit for that should go to the management. A couple of decent signings and we should be ok.

Keepers shouldn't be stable. Think back to Burridge, mad as f*ck.

Some of his throws were excellent, and quickly turned defence into attack. His handling errors in the first half were poor. He took his eyes off the ball at the last minute for the cross, it felt like he was trying too hard. But he's no shrinking violet, and he did pretty well after. I reckon he's the best of our 3 keepers. Whether that's actually good enough is another question.

Manager can't have much faith in Jos, otherwise he would have left him in the middle and played Yoshida right back again. Taking Cork out of the midfield, would, in my opinion, be a huge mistake. Getting at them in the middle of the park is our best chance of getting anything out of the game. Let them stroke it about, and they'll make it really hard for us.