Wade Garrett

Peter Noone from Hermans Hermits once headbutted Noddy Holder because he said that Wolves were better than Saints. He also gave John Lennon a Chinese burn, because he thought Ian St John was a better player than Terry Paine.

McDonalds HQ in Reading, who'd have thought.

Can't see the point in them sacking McDermott, and then recruiting the nearest thing to him out there.

Not many managers would prefer Kelvin or Gazza to Boruc. Thank f*ck Maurice doesn't.

Great photo of him. He only needs a moustache and he'd be a dead ringer for Blakey from On The Buses.

That £10k threshold means bugger all to me. When you factor in the lowering of the 40% threshold, and increased NI payments, I can't see myself being any better off. All this while the rich are having their tax cut (which I'm not against as long as the loopholes are shut), and the aforementioned loopholes not being shut, despite the Government promising they would be. All in this together, hard work being rewarded? Doesn't seem that way to me. Balls and Milliband E are a pair of *****s as well. Thanks TUC for landing us with these mugs. Milliband D and James Parnell would lose these pair of incompetents. Politicians now are like the England side of the 70s, f*cking sh*t.

Scholes was fed up with England being exploited with the sole intention of marketing David Beckham.

Poyet would be a mug to take that job.

The bankers are the ones who should be shouldering most of the debt burden, not pensioners who have worked and paid tax all their lives, or hard-working people who proportionately pay more tax than bankers and fat cats. We should also be closing the loopholes exploited by the super rich to avoid paying their fair share.

You're not in his league. He'd f*cking leave you standing mush.

Good shout.

Went to see him last night. The man is a comedy genius.

I didn't know that. Good luck to him wherever he ends up, just not against us.

If I was Cortese, I wouldn't settle with him until after the Reading game. Harsh I know, but Southampton has to come first.

He looked like an old man yesterday. No lung-busting runs, and was playing quite deep. Mind you, it didn't help that his partner in the first half was Joe Allen. A truly ordinary player.

True story - a bloke at work said to a manager 'what would you do if I called you a c*nt'. He replied that he would be reported and disciplined. 'Well what if I just thought you were a c*nt.'. He replied that he could think what he wanted. 'Ok then, I think you're a c*nt'. Boss didn't know what to say, he just walked off. To be fair, he was a c*nt.

Barry you thick trolling c*nt, Ramirez was superb.

That would be an incredible waste of £4m. I hope you're wrong.

What are the chances of Forren being involved?

Coutinho has got Suarez in front of him. If Ramirez had that he'd look the ******** as well.

I've said it before, but it's not just a case of Gaston settling in, it's also the rest of the team getting used to him. A few times I've seen him play defence splitting balls, like the reverse pass against Norwich, that aren't being read by the others. He also finds space, but isn't being played in because a few of our players seem scared of passing forwards in the final third. He does need to cut down a bit on the flicks. They have cost us possession when we've been in really dangerous attacking positions. I am loathe to write him off, he's far too good a player.

And then there are the blatant trolls... The forum is crap now because of them.

I can see the merits of starting either one of them. To be honest, it's difficult to pick our whole best 11 at the moment. I don't envy Maurice.

Who gives a f*ck if it's opposed by Benitez?

No. I admire your optimism, fair play to you.