Wade Garrett

Ramirez has signing Southampton at evening. Snr Cortese attending Bologna Presidente For Your Eyes Only, large women breasted, Champagne consumed from clam of the beard, and fellacia jobs of the blow all around.

I thought this was going to be a thread about Ian Dury.

Atheists are becoming as fanatic as a few of the loony extremists of other religions.

He sounds like someone with an axe to grind.

What goes in the pm stays in the pm.

There wasn't a lot of choice for seats this morning.

I posted it Bearsy, but I do feel a bit of a c*nt for not sending you a PM.

I did tell everyone on here that he was here most of last week.

They're playing a risky game. They've made it all public for no other reason than to try and start an auction between us and Everton, who have just signed a winger. It's a game of who blinks first now.

I reckon we'll play 4-4-2 a lot, especially at home. Jay wil get his chance up front, he does have a lot of competition though.

Very difficult to pick a side, apart from the back line.

I reckon so, but I'm not in the know.

Cafn't see us signing another centre-forward.

Guly works very hard across the front line. My only criticism of him yesterday was a tendency to hold the ball a little bit too long. Otherwise he did ok. i agree with a previous post on here about Kelvin though. Not his best game by a long way.

I reckon this one will be wrapped up pretty quickly.

To be fair, they've supported their team through thick and thin. They've just turned a bit w*nky now they're loaded.

Clyne, great debut.

4th. We're f*cking mustard!

He would fit right in as part of a top 3, or as a wide man in a 4-4-2. I hope he watched the game, and realises what a good side we are.

I was talking in the context of the tv programme. They are full of their self-importance and spout unfounded drivel every Sunday morning.

To be honest, now the season is starting and we're looking to recruit class players, I care less and less about Pompey. They would be more wound up if we all showed complete indifference to them and their situation. I've enjoyed this thread, but that's it for me now.

Who gives a toss what a load of ill-informed hacks think?

Grow a pair mush.

In a nutshell. Exactly my point.

I agree. He is a decent manager at that level, but a horrible little f*cker. A bit like Billy Davies. Must be something to do with being a short-arse.