Wade Garrett

Going to kickstart the server with a DeLorean.

See, told you all.

Shameless promotion of my own thread. But I still reckon 1 or 2 could be on their way.

You knows I'm right you mad b*stard.

If it was going to go tits, we'd have pulled out days ago and pursued alternative targets.

Never had any doubts on this one. Chill.

Tries the glory ball far too much and gives away possession. He'll get a few red cards in a Stoke shirt that he would have got away with if playing for Liverpool as well.

I've got SaintsWeb Tourettes. It's very liberating. Sh*tc*nt.

He's a bit of a c*nt, all the players think he's a c*nt, and he thinks Strauss is a c*nt. The only person that likes him is that c*nt Darren Gough from TalkSport, who is continually blowing smoke up his arse.

I'd like us to sign a Premier quality keeper. That rules Green out.

I reckon it's a load of crap. Bologna president has already fronted the fans about the transfer.

Personally, I think £75k per week is a more than generous offer.

This.

Would be absolute madness. Top player.

The same De Ridder who was 'injured' tonight?

Gone to Barcelona.

Looks a decent signing. Wouldn't be surprised if one of our forwards gets moved on.

Percy is currently twitching in a near semi position. Ejaculation will surely follow with a few more signings. Roll on Friday.

You might be right.

Cheers dad.

He's an embarrassment, just like his party. They'll get wiped out at the next election.

No promises, it depends how excited I get. Woolston is going to be covered!

What on earth has that got to do with Ramirez. I insist you give yourself an infraction.

By the sounds of it I will be spunking everywhere on Friday, hopefully.

Speak for yourself. Nothing 'holier than thou' about chastising a drink driver. Maybe you'd feel different if you knew someone that had been a victim of it. I certainly do, and I'm sure I'm not alone.